Jokes for Science Nerds

[libodem]

http://www.iflscience.com/physics/10-science-jokes-nerds

[TDale313]

1. Those were fun! Thanks. n/t

[libodem]

3. Glad you liked it

[TheVisitor]

2. Hahaha!

Love it

[libodem]

4. Cute, huh

[unblock]

5. a physicist sees the glass completely full

half with water, half with air.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

6. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty....

A Republican says, "HEY!!! Who drank half of my water?!"

[CaptainTruth]

11. Or if no water or air, completely full of the Higgs Field.

A cosmologist might also see it full of 18 miniscule dimensions folded in on themselves ... assuming they believe 22 dimensional membrane theory has validity.

Personally, I just want to see the glass full of a fine craft brew!

[awoke_in_2003]

13. An engineer sees a glass...

not being used to its full design potential.

[joshdawg]

7. Those were funny.

Thanks for posting.

[libodem]

8. Much welcome

[Jim Lane]

9. Here's another joke from a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve subatomic particles here." A faster-than-light neutrino walks into a bar.

[libodem]

10. LOLOLOL

[Crash2Parties]

15. LOL! I tried telling it to my spouse...

must be my timing or something. *I* found it hilarious!

[tclambert]

12. A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

The neutrino says, "I'm just passing through."
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A communicable disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The communicable disease says, "Well, you're a lousy host."
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A bacterium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The bacterium says, "It's okay, I work here. I'm staff."
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René Descartes walks into a bar and has a drink. The bartender asks, "Would you like another?" Descartes says, "I think not," and vanishes.
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A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says, "We don't allow your kind here." The Higgs boson says, "Whattaya mean? Without me, you can't have mass."
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Sigmund Freud walks into your mother--I mean a bar. I meant to say a bar.

[sakabatou]

14. OK

[libodem]

18. That's funny right there

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

16. Just remember

If you aren't part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

[libodem]

17. Ha ha ha ha

That's excellent.

[sakabatou]

19. What's it called when Higgs-Bosons move around?

Mass transit.