I reaallllyyyyy don't want to be an ape

[damnedifIknow]

Why couldn't we have evolved from something cool? An ape? A freaking ape?

[mr blur]

1. Well relax, you didn't -

but what you did evolve from was the coolest thing around.

[damnedifIknow]

2. We evolved from ugly also

[deucemagnet]

3. Don't complain.

Dinosaurs evolved into chickens. Now that's getting fucked hard by evolution!

[LostOne4Ever]

14. + infinity

I shall name the next baby chicken I see....Rex!

[deucemagnet]

16. That post was inspired by a shirt design image.

I'm pretty sure the kiwi is not a direct descendant of the velociraptor, but I can still feel its pain.

[LostOne4Ever]

17. And Stolen!!!

[temporary311]

21. Reminds me of another image i saw :P

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[Hissyspit]

4. Cats

[deucemagnet]

5. Damn! That's Kamandi: The Last Boy on Earth!

Thanks for the nostalgia bomb out of my childhood!

[bravenak]

6. Who told you you evolved from an ape?

I blame the schools. Common ancestor. Loooooong time ago.

[AtheistCrusader]

7. You're not an ape. You're a great ape.

Like a bonobo or a chimpanzee. We all share a common ancestor. That's all, and that's something to be proud of.

After all, 'we made it'. (As in, we are still here. No small feat.)

[damnedifIknow]

8. Common ancestor is a fish

so this makes me feel a tad better. Let's just hope it was a cool fish.

[AtheistCrusader]

9. Well, if you go back far enough, the common ancestor

is a single celled critter that probably resembles a bacteria.

[damnedifIknow]

10. True

So we are a walking mass of bacteria that evolved into fish and then ape like beings that will eventually destroy the planet. This could be a movie.

[AtheistCrusader]

11. It gets better.

Some day we might be the invaders on alien worlds!

[CrispyQ]

12. Yeah, the kind where you don't want to watch the end.

[Curmudgeoness]

13. Seriously?

Look at some of the great apes, and some of the hairy men at the beach, and how can you not see the resemblance. And watch some humans who are not thinking at the time, the way they scratch at themselves and pick their nose, then go to the zoo and watch a chimpanzee. Eerie.

Anyways, you did not evolve from an ape. If you had, there would be no apes, they would all now be humans. Relax.

[LostOne4Ever]

15. Go back even further and our common ancestor was something not much different than a mouse!

Mice are pretty cool if you ask me!

I mean look at this mofo:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=640186922668989&set=a.456449604376056.98921.367116489976035&type=1&theater

That little guy is fearless!!! A real life Reepicheep without all the Christian baggage.

[frogmarch]

18. I love dwelling on it.

Really. I spend a lot of time thinking about it and wishing I could travel back in time and see these ancestors of ours!

[backscatter712]

19. This is where I'm envious of my mom and dad's Pug.

He's descended from wolves!

[Iggo]

20. Too late.