Funny FB Conversation with a complete stanger, Apparently I am a God, he keeps saying it.

[Heather MC]

So it all started when I posted this on the "Lefteous Indignation's Page" FB

Heather MC Osama Bin Laden is dancing in his grave. The GOP has succeeded where he failed.


Rick C. oh MC, you are so enlightened and superior to me! let me fall at your feet and worship you as a god!
Like · Yesterday at 9:21am

Heather MC Thanks Rick but I don't believe in the SuperNatural good luck to you
Like · Yesterday at 10:39am

Rick C MC if you don't believe in anything bigger than yourself, then you effectively worship yourself as a deity
Like · 3 minutes ago

Heather MC Or I worship nothing because my life didn't change when I stopped praying to nobody. Rick you are the only one who keeps calling me a God. Weird


Awaiting his response.
pray to me, Kneel before ZOD!!!

[Curmudgeoness]

1. Whoa, we are all god.

That's pretty cool. I think that I will start worshipping myself. Why the hell not!

And what that hell is Rick C even talking about????? So many people on FB don't even make sense. Where did he get that "so enlightened and superior" thing just from your comment? (Just shaking my head.)

[Heather MC]

2. I dunno, I'm a God it is not my Job to figure out the minds of Mere mortals

[Curmudgeoness]

3. ...........

[NYC_SKP]

4. "if you don't believe in anything bigger than yourself, then you effectively worship yourself"

Is that like a Facebook rule?



And...

[Heather MC]

5. I also feed myself, drive myself to work, and tie my own my shoes

I AM A GOD!

[temporary311]

6. Looks like you commited one of the classic blunders.

Only slightly less well known than never going up against a Sicilian when death is on the line or getting involved in a land war in Asia, is that whenever someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes.

[Heather MC]

7. As You Wish

I started to tell him
I am not accepting New Applicants for Worshippers and to try back after the Republican Shutdown is Over

[LostOne4Ever]

9. Combining Princess Bride and Ghostbusters

You win the internet!

[Warren DeMontague]

8. Wait till you tell him about the tithing you require.

[Heather MC]

10. Oh man I forgot about Perks!!!

OMG!!!!! Do God's get Tax exempt status???

[DetlefK]

11. I just imagined a scene from your childhood:

"ZOD WANTS COOKIES!!!"

[Heather MC]

12. Oh yes that totally happened!

I also kept getting trouble for turning Water into whine when I was a Teenager.

[DetlefK]

13. I can turn wine into water, but it takes a few hours.

[Heather MC]

14. We mustn't abuse our Atheist Godly Powers

[RebelOne]

15. It's quicker to just pour it from a bottle or box.

I don't like to wait around.

[Heather MC]

16. Mortals!! We Gods can not be bothered with trying to use a cork screw!!!