Atheists feel hunger too.

[AtheistCrusader]

I'm hungry. Are you hungry?

Let's file this shit under *ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS NO ONE EVER ASKED ANYWAY*

[AtheistCrusader]

1. Goddamnit

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE

[bvf]

3. Awesome! n/t

[cleanhippie]

14. Right back at ya!

And have a great weekend!

[trotsky]

2. I must be missing something. n/t

[AtheistCrusader]

4. I am in AWE of this sammich.

Mmmmm

[trotsky]

5. Uh, that doesn't help.

Maybe I am just dense today.

[AtheistCrusader]

6. Here.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1218150402

It was my WHAT THE FUCK moment for today.

[trotsky]

8. Ah.

Just another reason to be thankful for DU's ignore feature.

[onager]

9. This atheist feels nausea...

After reading the goop in that thread. Complete with yet another lecture from Ms. & Mr. Fucking Manners.

But the OP gives me an excuse to post this...

http://m.

[Warren Stupidity]

26. Low Bandwidth

So you can be rude via video until HRM Interfaith docks somewhere with decent internets.


p.s. there needs to be trigger alerts for links to posts by Voldemort.

[mr blur]

11. Thankfully, I missed it all. How less toxic DU has become (nt)

[Warren Stupidity]

25. Oh thanks.

[RussBLib]

7. this watermelon tastes like heaven

figure of speech

[kdmorris]

10. You just don't understand

It's not about atheists. It's about food. Because some people defined eating as religious and this is just saying that atheists eat, too.

You can be so prickly sometimes, man. Lighten up. Next thing you are going to tell me is that atheists FEEL things, but we all know that's not true.

For the jury:

[Silent3]

12. That's just the God-shaped hole in your stomach that you're feeling. n/t

[AtheistCrusader]

13. I love, all of you, so much.

This thread delivers.

[Warren Stupidity]

27. wait, a hole is nothing. You're saying god is nothing. HOW DARE YOU!!1!!

[LiberalAndProud]

15. Yea? Well sometimes I feel like crying.

True story.

[AtheistCrusader]

16. I got hit in the nuts with a violin case once. I cried a little.

[LiberalAndProud]

17. You just made me wanna cry.

Do you not possess the quality of mercy?

Oh. wait. nevermind.

[AtheistCrusader]

18. You know what the best part was?

I didn't find out until after we graduated and moved on as adults, but while I thought she just unreasonably hated me for no reason, apparently that was her idea of flirting to get my attention.

I can't say my undivided attention wasn't gotten, but not in a romantic manner...

[LiberalAndProud]

19. Damn. I just got whiplash.

Went from wanting to cry to laughing out loud for three solid minutes.

I was almost that clueless about the flirting thing. But not quite. No, not nearly.

[AtheistCrusader]

20. Yeah, apparently I was very... ignorant of signals.

So a couple girls cranked up the amplitude.

Violin cases are not soft on the outside. Not at all. Not even a little bit.

[LiberalAndProud]

21. You weren't the ignorant one, I'm sure.

I imagine that was the first and last time your would-be sweetheart used that tactic. Still makes me giggle.

[awoke_in_2003]

22. This atheist is hungry...

pass the baby back ribs.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

23. What kinda baby you eating?

I'm dining on Christian baby* tonight - it's a special occasion.

* Dear juror: Please see the sarcasm in this post. I don't REALLY eat human babies. Just puppies. And unicorns.

[awoke_in_2003]

24. Don't forget kittens. nt

[Warren Stupidity]

28. Unicorns are really hard to catch so I stick to Rhinos.

After all atheism is correlated with DESTROYING THE PLANET SO THERE!!1!!

Or so I've learned today.