Pshaw, worthless fools. I'm about to go to Spain and you're not. What should I do when I'm there

[Heddi]

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	Burn Cathedrals
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	Praise Franco
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	Mock
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	Post on DU hourly and sign up to be a host because nothing says "hanging with the locals" like a discussion board addiction
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	PIE-YAY-YAH, baby!
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	Be Judgy AND mocky
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	Longingly wish to be one of the mundane people
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	Fart at least once an hour on the plane ride there and twice an hour on the ride back
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	Over Pack? You're lucky I only brought 19 pairs of shoes
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	OMG I FORGOT THE BIRTH CONTROL ON THE BATHROOM COUNTER we have to go back
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[mr blur]

1. Drop off and see us when you reach England.

We can go and look for babies together.

[Heddi]

2. It's a non-stop flight from Philadelphia to my SUPER SECRET LARGE SPANISH CITY

I don't want to give too much away, as far as my location goes, but it rhymes with "Farcelona." Then we'll be staying in "Valenciar", and then on to Zadrid. wink wink.

[mr blur]

3. Say no more, your secrets are safe with me. (nt )

[Gelliebeans]

21. Have a great time!

bring us back some souvenirs and not the ones from the airport! J/K.

[JDDavis]

4. Guess I'm too new here to DU to figure this out...but

I think I know how to figure this out, I am not a detective, but I know something about how to figure this out.

No, don't give me clues, I can work this out, and probably laugh when I have figured this out.

Last year, my older aunt, only 8 years older than me, took a trip to Rome, Venice, Pisa

I got daily messages from her every day, telling me about the glory of her god and Jesus.

Something like this, probably. Some people simply cannot open their minds, and do the same thing for dozens of years.

[Curmudgeoness]

10. When in doubt,

always go with pie.

[LostOne4Ever]

5. ...

[onager]

6. !

Congrats to Heddi. And unlike my suspicions about some other sailors, I'd bet Mr. & Mrs. Heddi don't argue over who gets to walk on water first.

[LiberalAndProud]

7. I like judgy and mocky pie and banana cream.

Enjoy your lovely, lovely sojourn.


Where's the envy-colored green smiley? Oh. and no gloating. please.

[bvf]

8. Mess with the natives by asking passersby:

"Ou est le biblioteque?"

[Arugula Latte]

9. Two words: New Inquisition

[Thor_MN]

11. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition...

[greendog]

12. Take heed of the western wind...

So take heed, take heed of the western wind
Take heed of the stormy weather
And yes, there's something you can send back to me
Spanish Boots of Spanish Leather

Size 12 please.

[onager]

13. And let us know if you're not feeling mediocre enough.

We'll send a rescue party to get you down off the cross.

[FiveGoodMen]

14. Stay clear of the Inquisition

(which nobody expects!)

[ChairmanAgnostic]

15. Pshaw, been there. It is full of foreigners.

And they all speak a different language.
Don't they know this is America?

[Warren Stupidity]

16. If anyone has the jury results please share.

[Lordquinton]

17. The second one!

That's what they call the Pope in Spain, right? Right?

[AlbertCat]

18. Bull fighting is not an option?

[mr blur]

19. OK, it's been two days now, how long before Heddi interrupts her European visit

to log onto DU and attempt to make sure we're all behaving the way she thinks we should?

[Gelliebeans]

20. I was fortunate enough

To get a chance to travel to Scotland a decade ago...and I did over pack to the point that I had five bags, one just for shoes mind you... . I had to get from Gatwick airport to Kings Cross to catch a train to Glasgow via the London Underground. I lost my ticket coming from the tubes and needed it to exit and go above ground to catch this train.

Being from LA suburbs, I'm ashamed to say I would frequently drive to my mailbox so my knowledge of public transportation was appalling.
After desperately searching through all the bags I realized I lost the flipping ticket and they wouldn't let me go through the turnstile without it.
I just sat there sprawled out over my luggage bawling my eyes out. Oh, I looked pathetic rifling through 15 pairs of underwear, (per mom's instructions in case I died).
A wonderful man in a business suit rescued me, by paying for my ticket and actually helped haul my luggage above ground in order to catch this train. I had 2 mins to spare. I wish I would of had the time to get his name so that I could of sent him the fare and a card for his kindness. He will forever be my knight that saved this "damsel in distress" and taught me the importance of practical footwear and YES, YOU CAN travel with two bags and still look fabulous. Lol! life lesson #326

[LiberalAndProud]

22. It's been a week Heddi.

There is the matter of this poll, you know.

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I hope you're having a wonderful time.