Cyanide & Happiness--God vs Santa

[Goblinmonger]

Seems to be that time of year.

[Warren Stupidity]

1. How dare you compare The Creator of the Universe to God?

No wait, that isn't right.

Why do you love guns?

[Rainforestgoddess]

4. I'm facebookified, apparently

I want to click 'like' on that post SO BAD!

And stop talking about gum! Gun? RUM!

[AlbertCat]

6. I have a gub....

http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/224555/Take-the-Money-and-Run-Movie-Clip-Gub.html

[AtheistCrusader]

2. Loves me some C&H

[JDDavis]

3. That was funny

Probably insulting to TRUE Christians.

So I like it.

[onager]

5. Thanks! That was great...

And reminds me of an old joke, but it may be new to somebody:

Little Johnny is writing his letter to Santa Claus: "Dear Santa, For Christmas I want a bicycle..."

Johnny stops and thinks: Hmm. A bike is a pretty big gift. Not sure Santa can handle it. Maybe I better go higher up...

"Dear God, For Christmas I want a bicycle..."

Stops and thinks again: That's probably TOO high. They told us in Sunday School, God can be pretty mean if you piss him off. He might smite me with leprosy or send a bear to eat me or something. I'll go a little lower...

"Dear Jesus, For Christmas I want a bicycle..."

But why would Jesus give me a bike? I haven't been all that good this year. Come to think of it, I've been a pretty bad little shit. How can I convince Jesus I really need a bike...?

Inspiration! Johnny tears out of the house and runs down to the local church. The one with the big Nativity scene on the lawn. A few minutes later he's back to writing his letter:

"Dear Jesus, For Christmas I want a bicycle. And I've got your Mom."

[Gelliebeans]

7. Lol!!! n/t