Atheists & Agnostics

cleanhippie

(19,705 posts) Sat Feb 18, 2012, 06:49 PM Feb 2012

The best atheist baby recipe EVER!

BACON-WRAPPED BABY! DELICIOUS!

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The best atheist baby recipe EVER! (Original Post) cleanhippie Feb 2012 OP

I LOVE bacon kdmorris Feb 2012 #1

A "little" creepy? Curmudgeoness Feb 2012 #2

I thought the already thought that LOL kdmorris Feb 2012 #9

pic TheMadMonk Feb 2012 #3

So awesome. nt ZombieHorde Feb 2012 #6

This thread is so wrong Warpy Feb 2012 #4

Thats why you wrap them in BACON!!!! cleanhippie Feb 2012 #5

The only thing better than a bacon wrapped baby... EvolveOrConvolve Feb 2012 #7

I hope this gives our religious believing lurkers... MarkCharles Feb 2012 #8

Even the Bible agrees with us atheists on this... onager Feb 2012 #10

I prefer a dry-rub to a marinade. cleanhippie Feb 2012 #13

Where do you find this stuff? rrneck Feb 2012 #11

It's also a good idea to stick an apple or an onion in their mouths AlbertCat Feb 2012 #12

Or you could just avoid roasting and go with baby sushi. Arugula Latte Feb 2012 #18

I'm a vegetarian atheist - I only eat straw babies. nt mr blur Feb 2012 #14

Heathen! Sinner!1!!!11! EvolveOrConvolve Feb 2012 #15

Me too. I only eat chocolate babies. n/t RebelOne Feb 2012 #17

I like mine with Yorkshire Pudding! BiggJawn Feb 2012 #16

You know, if we were to organize... laconicsax Feb 2012 #19

kdmorris

(5,649 posts)

1. I LOVE bacon

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Sat Feb 18, 2012, 06:56 PM

Feb 2012

but that's a little creepy.

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

2. A "little" creepy?

Reply to kdmorris (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 18, 2012, 07:06 PM

Feb 2012

That is full blown creepy!

Jeez, now people will start to think atheists eat babies! Just what we need!

kdmorris

(5,649 posts)

9. I thought the already thought that LOL

Reply to Curmudgeoness (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 18, 2012, 10:04 PM

Feb 2012

along with "sacrificing chickens" and "worshiping the devil". It always confuses people when I tell them I don't believe in the devil either.

TheMadMonk

(6,187 posts)

3. pic

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Sat Feb 18, 2012, 07:12 PM

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ZombieHorde

(29,047 posts)

6. So awesome. nt

Reply to TheMadMonk (Reply #3)

Sat Feb 18, 2012, 08:09 PM

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Warpy

(111,267 posts)

4. This thread is so wrong

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Sat Feb 18, 2012, 08:03 PM

Feb 2012

Honestly, there's no meat on an infant, they're all fat and cartilage. You have to wait for them to get a little older, people.

cleanhippie

(19,705 posts)

5. Thats why you wrap them in BACON!!!!

Reply to Warpy (Reply #4)

Sat Feb 18, 2012, 08:04 PM

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EvolveOrConvolve

(6,452 posts)

7. The only thing better than a bacon wrapped baby...

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Sat Feb 18, 2012, 09:19 PM

Feb 2012

...is a bacon wrapped baby wrapped in more bacon and drizzled with sausage gravy.

MarkCharles

(2,261 posts)

8. I hope this gives our religious believing lurkers...

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Sat Feb 18, 2012, 09:37 PM

Feb 2012

an upset stomach!

Actually, I've always found that deep fat frying is the best way to enjoy a baby!

It's absolutely "heavenly", dipped in lemon with garlic!

onager

(9,356 posts)

10. Even the Bible agrees with us atheists on this...

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Sun Feb 19, 2012, 12:19 AM

Feb 2012

Psalm 137-9: Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Obviously a Bronze Age method of meat tenderizing. Nowadays, we have marinating.