Why do Christians never get asked about their "missing-link"?

[DetlefK]

How can we be sure that somebody is one of God's children, a descendant of Adam&Eve andsoforth?

What if they are not human, but something entirely different?



"Listen, I'm not accusing you of being inhuman or an unholy aberration from God's creation, no Sir. All I'm asking is you to provide proof of the missing link that establishes your lineage from your self backwards to Adam&Eve. Clearing up those pesky missing links in your documentation will remove those ugly rumors that your ancestors were insect-eating, shit-flinging hairy rodents."

[RussBLib]

1. Heck, there is no evidence that Jesus ever existed

Interesting that zero of his contemporaries wrote anything about him when he allegedly walked the earth.

Someday (hopefully soon) the majority of humanity will realize that the whole of religion was simply made up to make people feel better, behave better, and give them a sense of understanding their confusing world.

[Arugula Latte]

3. I think you're being a tad generous with the motivation for making this shit up.

One word: Control

[AlbertCat]

5. humanity will realize that the whole of religion was simply....

.... ancient tribal government.

[Nevernose]

9. There's nothing "ancient" about it.

Nor are the tribal governments in the past tense.

[Arugula Latte]

2. Faith and Bible and other ways of knowing and deep spiritual blah blah blah and

there is a plan and God is perfect and you wouldn't understand and you are a hater and they just know and fuck you, stop asking questions ...

[beam me up scottie]

4. You mean Ken Ham?

[trotsky]

6. LOL!

[mr blur]

7. Got an even better one than that, bmus -

[beam me up scottie]

8. I'm a believer!!!

It's right there, how can anyone doubt evolution is real after seeing that?