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Atheists & Agnostics

True Dough

(20,733 posts) Mon May 13, 2024, 08:20 PM May 2024

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Knock, knock... (Original Post) True Dough May 2024 OP

I get people who knock and try to give me free bottles of shampoo JoseBalow May 2024 #1

I laughed till I cried! True Dough May 2024 #2

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? progressoid May 2024 #3

I've always referred to them as "Jehovah's Witless"...... lastlib May 2024 #4

Definitely not this reason: True Dough May 2024 #5

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1. I get people who knock and try to give me free bottles of shampoo

Mon May 13, 2024, 08:27 PM

May 2024

They're Jojoba Witnesses

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2. I laughed till I cried!

Mon May 13, 2024, 09:11 PM

May 2024

Then I used this Baby Shampoo.

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3. What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Mon May 13, 2024, 10:27 PM

May 2024

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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4. I've always referred to them as "Jehovah's Witless"......

Mon May 13, 2024, 10:51 PM

May 2024

(20,733 posts)

5. Definitely not this reason:

Mon May 13, 2024, 11:17 PM

May 2024