Say "health food," and the idiots will buy it.

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Cracked.com has an article about some really stupid "health foods."

I mean, "detoxing" babies?

Making a smoothie with an frog?

And this one, from Whole Paycheck...I mean Whole Foods:



http://www.cracked.com/article_23070_6-trendy-new-health-foods-that-are-full-crap.html

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1. John Oliver's take on Whole Foods.

Also, the detoxing a baby was hilarious.

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2. Also,

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3. When I read about the frog smoothie, that's the first thing I thought of too!

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4. Did you know that garlic kills cancer?

No kidding. Scientists mixed cancer-cells and garlic-juice in a petri-dish and the cancer-cells died very fast.

Now all we need is getting every cancer-patient some garlic-bread.