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Buddhism

bif

(25,882 posts) Thu Jun 19, 2025, 05:25 PM Jun 19

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Buddhist joke

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
Because they don't have any attachments.

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Buddhist joke (Original Post) bif Jun 19 OP

My friend a Buddhist will laugh at this one-thanks for the chuckle Stargazer99 Jun 20 #1

You're welcome! bif Jun 20 #2

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? twodogsbarking Jun 20 #3

And then... bif Jun 20 #4

I had forgotten Grasshooper. twodogsbarking Jun 20 #5

It didn't go so well with the Dalai Lama in Australia... SeattleVet Jun 21 #6

Stargazer99

(3,229 posts)

1. My friend a Buddhist will laugh at this one-thanks for the chuckle

Reply to bif (Original post)

Fri Jun 20, 2025, 01:56 AM

Jun 20

bif

(25,882 posts)

2. You're welcome!

Reply to Stargazer99 (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 20, 2025, 08:12 AM

Jun 20

twodogsbarking

(14,352 posts)

3. What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Reply to bif (Original post)

Fri Jun 20, 2025, 09:23 AM

Jun 20

Make me one with everything. An oldie but still gouda.

bif

(25,882 posts)

4. And then...

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #3)

Fri Jun 20, 2025, 03:22 PM

Jun 20

He hands the vendor a 20-dollar bill. After a bit he says, "Where's my change?" The vendor responds, "Change comes from within."

In the version I heard it was the Dalai Lama.

twodogsbarking

(14,352 posts)

5. I had forgotten Grasshooper.

Reply to bif (Reply #4)

Fri Jun 20, 2025, 03:58 PM

Jun 20

SeattleVet

(5,704 posts)

6. It didn't go so well with the Dalai Lama in Australia...

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #3)

Sat Jun 21, 2025, 02:21 AM

Jun 21

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