I broke my finger killing a mouse today.

[cherokeeprogressive]

You see... I voted for Bernie Sanders 211,000 times in one o' them online polls.

[kath]

1. I did my best, but was only able to do it seventy-eleven times.

Getting arthritis in my hands.
But I'll do it all again tomorrow, and the next day.

[Hoyt]

2. So that explains the so-called surge.

[cherokeeprogressive]

3. Caught.

[Half-Century Man]

4. The trick is to take 5 minute breaks every 2 hours.

Use cloth first aid tape and fix a dime to the end of you finger.

Didn't you read the online manual?

[w0nderer]

10. read hillary forums

learn that macros are faster and less wearing than finger clicking, apply tactic against them
/eos

actually i don't skew votes anymore, not since i learned to program a vote that's difficult to skew myself *lol*

[pugetres]

5. Reminder(s) to self:

Buy mouse for laptop
Find online polls
Click multiple times

[Ed Suspicious]

6. I'm glad no other candidate's supporters have figured out how to game the system like this!

[Kalidurga]

7. I took me a while to get that it was not a moose.

Now it makes sense.

[snoringvoter]

13. How do you connect a moose to the computer?

[Kalidurga]

15. by it's tail I reckon

[WillyT]

8. I See What You Did There...

[cui bono]

9. Haha...

.

[Fumesucker]

11. Ahem..

[sorcrow]

12. What you need ...

What you need is a better mousetrap!
Vote early, vote often, vote for Bernie.
Regards,
Crow

[NCTraveler]

14. I saved a mouse today.

I refused to click on the Drudge Report.