Does anyone know if this Romney zinger story (from his campaign supposedly) is real?

[courseofhistory]

I've been having fun making up my own zingers but does anyone know if the original story came from the campaign and is true?

Another Romney zinger:

Listen, my campaign spent a lot of time working on zingers for me in this debate. it was grueling for everyone, especially for me, memorizing and rehearshing them so they will sound spontaneous when I say them. That is dedication and hard work for you! I'm so proud and love being an American since I love America and America is deserving of my love and governance. God bless America and I guess.....53% of the American people. After all, have to say this stuff and sound spontaneous. That one was pretty easy to memorize because I really do love America for its American values, American way of life, American ingenuity, American Americanism and all things American! *stupid manic grin*

[brooklynite]

1. Clearly fake

[Skink]

2. Up your nose with a rubber hose

[RoccoR5955]

3. more like

Up your ass, with splintered glass!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. This Romneyism is real

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love." –Mitt Romney" (January 2012)