Mormon's Secret - a company to give Victoria's Secret a run for their money

[kestrel91316]

http://mormonssecret.com/#

[Voice for Peace]

1. amazing. magic underwear for everyone.

About Mormon's Secret

WHAT IS MORMON'S SECRET?

Mormon's Secret is the first and only site in the world selling real Mormon underwear (temple garments) to all adults, regardless of their religious affiliation. For the first time in history, online shoppers can purchase these magical temple garments without first joining the Mormon church and giving up 10% of their income in tithes. Our goal is to make “magical” underwear available to the masses for use as costume wear, fetish wear, and all your kinky, dress-up needs.


WHAT MAKES YOUR UNDERWEAR REAL?

All of our garments follow the authentic Mormon patterns, heirloom stitching techniques, and traditional Masonic symbols hand-sewn on each garment. The underwear are available in both tops and bottoms, and come in both cotton and mesh fabrics for men, as well as a spanx-like cotton-spandex blend for women. Surprisingly, there is no such thing as kosher Mormon underwear. None of the religious groups that make and distribute temple garments go through a consecration or blessing process. The Mormon Church’s secret for making magic underwear is part pattern and part recipe. So to sum it up, our Mormon underwear are as magical as you can get! Our garments even come packaged with a satirical yet accurate description of the actual Mormon underwear initiation ritual that includes nudity, biblical references, and magical expectations.


WHO IS BEHIND THIS?

Hi, I’m Ann Jackson. I was raised in the Mormon church, married as a teenager, and for various reasons I'm familiar with the fabric buying operations and garment construction of LDS Temple Clothing. I’m happy to say that I’m no longer married, and I’m no longer a Mormon. My name is Ann Jackson, I'm a soccer mom and an entrepreneur, and I'm an Ex Mormon.

DO ANY OF YOUR PROFITS GO TOWARDS THE MORMON (LDS) CHURCH?

Heck no.

IS THIS FOR REAL?

Absolutely.

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[lob1]

2. Do you make thong long johns?

[nc4bo]

3. I wonder if they have a crotchless version for the ladies? nm

[nc4bo]

4. Or unforgettable edibles.

[BlueStreak]

7. How would you keep the devil out, then?

[nc4bo]

10. Magic undies with built in invisi-shields?

Practice holding a dime between the knees? Warning on the label suggesting not to mow the lawn? Or just call the line Naughty Mormon Secrets

Hey that one gal has a thong on, crotchless w/thong insert?



Sure hope no one gets sore at that website - the possibilities are endless.

[notadmblnd]

5. the girl in the "Bottoms" photo is risking an unfortunate accident

she has what appears to be a thong on underneath. For certain protection, underwear must be worn directly over the skin.

[kestrel91316]

9. I hear that TBM women DO wear bras OVER the garment top.

I haven't found info about wearing panties over the bottoms, but one would think that would be most correct. EWWWWWW.

[cecilfirefox]

6. That which has been seen cannot be unseen. O_O

[Blue Idaho]

8. Screw that - I want a clerical collar!

Why bother wearing Mormon undies that no one will ever see? I want to wear a clerical collar - just think of all the perks and freebies you'll get when others assume you are a "man of the cloth."

The mind boggles!

[jmowreader]

11. Oh dude, come on...

It's hard enough getting laid in Kootenai County if you're not a Republican...if I dressed as a priest I may as well cut the damn thing off before it gets caught in my zipper again!

[Blue Idaho]

12. Good Point!

I suppose the "kiddy fiddler headwinds" could be a little difficult to navigate too...