2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumBill Maher: "Mitt Romney looked like he was holding in a fart."
He was talking about the debates.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)Well I said he looked constipated and like he was going to cry. This is close enough, thanks, Mr. Maher.
Zen Democrat
(5,901 posts)notadmblnd
(23,720 posts)I just hate not being hep anymore.
Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)It's basically clenching your butt cheeks in the hope of pulling back up a turd you are pinching off. It peeks in and out of the hole like a prairie dog.
KT2000
(20,584 posts)Thanks!
notadmblnd
(23,720 posts)sammytko
(2,480 posts)hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)Grammy23
(5,810 posts)Best laugh all day. Just imagining Mittens "prairie dogging" will be good for laughs from now until Nov. 6th. What do you bet I burst out laughing when he comes prancing on stage for the next debate? $10,000 bucks says I will!
LOL
Doctor Jack
(3,072 posts)JRLeft
(7,010 posts)Indpndnt
(2,391 posts)Like he hasn't had enough practice in Annie's biker chick, high heels.
JI7
(89,252 posts)Doctor Jack
(3,072 posts)My wife is obsessed with this movie. It just seemed perfect
Grammy23
(5,810 posts)The one he gets when he wants to appear human. He does something weird with his eyes...they sort of crinkle up at the edges and then he pastes a phony, insincere smile on his face. Licks his lips, too. Mostly I gag when I see that expression. Wonder if anyone in his camp has focus grouped that LOOK he gets? They need to because it ain't workin' the way they think it is.
K8-EEE
(15,667 posts)Looked derranged and Obama just looked bored!
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)courseofhistory
(801 posts)almost constant watery eyed stupid grin anyway? He always looks like he's about to cry and fart!
Grammy23
(5,810 posts)The guy simply doesn't have a clue how to appear like a human who has any feelings. Someone told him to smile and crinkle his eyes a bit and then lick his lips. He does something else weird with his head, like cock it to the side or something like that. And yes, he looks like he will start bawling any minute. Biggest faker I've ever seen.
I read tonight where he was down in St. Pete telling tales about the people he has met on the campaign. Probably had the audience all sniffling and reaching for a hankie. Maybe he loaned them the one he used at the debate to help him keep his facts straight. Seriously, though, I read where he told them about the boy with cancer who asked him to write his will. And assorted other touching tales. Like Mitt has a kind bone in his body.
pepperbear
(5,648 posts)His "body man" had proudly tweeted this pic from Romney's stop at a Chipotle:
Seriously: Gasseous Clay
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)Romney held a pose throughout the debate while Obama was speaking that had a look in between pain and amusement. I think it was his effort to muster a look of empathy but it looked more like he was holding back a bowel movement.