Thumbnail sketches of the GOP candidates

[CanonRay]

As final preparations are made heading into tomorrow night's Republican debate at the Mesa Arts Center (ironic location, given how badly Republicans want to kill the arts), here's a quick thumbnail sketch on each of the four candidates in the GOP race. Clip 'em out for easy reference and trade 'em with your friends!

Rick Santorum
Age: 53
Rent-a-mogul: Investment manager Foster Friess
Thinks he's running for: Pope
Central campaign theme: "Libertine men and scarlet women and ragtime, shameless music that'll drag your son, your daughter into the arms of the jungle animal instinct!


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Hillarious!

[LiberalEsto]

1. "We're gonna have trouble, trouble, trouble, oh we're in terrible terrible trouble"

Those primaries with the four psychotic candidates are the devil's tool.