2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forum"Congressman Joe the Plumber"? OMG.
Do you remember Joe the Plumber? If not, youre better off. But let me remind you because Joe the Plumber might be elected to Congress in two weeks.
Joe the Plumber is not named Joe, and hes not a plumber.
His name is Samuel Wurzelbacher. In 2008, he claimed that he was a plumber, working for A.W. Newell Corp. in Ohio. But in Ohio, plumbers are licensed, and Joe didnt have a license. So hes not a plumber. As Gov. Rick Perry might say, Oops.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27207215/ns/politics-the_debates/t/plumber-says-he-has-no-plumbing-license/#.UISR5mlASjM
Joe the Plumber made about $40,000 not doing his not-plumbing. In his Walter Mitty imagination, though, he somehow was going to buy Newell Corp. How could he do that? Who knows?
Not-yet-President Obama came to Joe the Plumbers town in 2008. At an Obama campaign event, Joe took that magical mental leap from personal failure to personal success, and told/lied/BSed Obama that Joe was getting ready to buy a company that makes $250,000 to $280,000 a year your new tax plan is going to tax me more, isnt it?
Joe the Plumber was getting ready to buy that company in much the same way as Kim Kardashian is getting ready to end the Middle East conflict. It could happen. But I doubt it.
Anyway, Candidate Obama gave Joe the Plumber a substantive analysis of how Joes non-purchase of Joes non-plumbing business would affect Joes non-income and Joes non-taxes. Obama then added that Obamas tax plan was necessary in order to reduce taxes on the middle class, which would add customers to Joes non-business: My attitude is that if the economys good for folks from the bottom up, its going to be good for everybody. If youve got a plumbing business, youre going to be better off . . . if youve got a whole bunch of customers who can afford to hire you. Right now, everybodys so pinched that business is bad for everybody. I think that if you spread the wealth around, its good for everybody.
You may recall the shock and horror which the right-wing noise machine manufactured over that statement. The same shock and horror that the right-wing noise machine manufactured over the Presidents more recent statement that if youve been successful, you didnt get there on your own. History repeats itself first as tragedy, and second as farce. (To quote someone else who, by coincidence, also wrote about spreading the wealth.)
Back the first time, in 2008, Joe the Plumber jumped, with both feet, into the ensuing distortion-fest. He said that the Presidents answer would put us one step closer to socialism. He said that the answer showed that our first African-American President could tap dance . . .almost as good as Sammy Davis, Jr. He said that he could never support Obama, because of questions about Obamas loyalty to our country.
http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Joe_Plumber_questions_Obamas_loyalty_to_1102.html
For Fox News and Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck, a star was born.
Joe the Plumber gave up his non-plumbing career, and became a motivational speaker. His talk consists of witty observations like asking why Senator Chris Dodd hasnt been strung up yet.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/26/joe-the-plumber-suggests_n_221631.html
Now he is running for Congress in Ohio, against Rep. Marcy Kaptur. Here are some of Joe the Plumbers more recent bon mots:
(1) Joe says that both the Holocaust and the Armenian Genocide were caused by gun control.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/19/joe-the-plumber-gun-control-holocaust_n_1609652.html
(2) Joe says that the way to stem illegal immigration is going to Mexico, and start shooting.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/08/14/joe-the-plumber-calls-to-start-shooting-immigrants-at-the-border/
(3) Joe says that he would not let anyone who is [actually homosexual] near his children.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/08/joe-the-plumber-cnn-ohio-congress_n_1331247.html
Samuel Wurzelbacher, a/k/a Joe the Plumber, should not be in Congress. And we have a good chance to get defeat him, on Nov. 6. Please click here, and support Joes opponent Marcy Kaptur. Help avoid the stain of Joe the Plumber in Congress.
https://secure.actblue.com/contribute/page/kapturgrayson
Courage,
Alan Grayson
no_hypocrisy
(46,133 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)that would be hell to have him
Bjorn Against
(12,041 posts)Firebirds01
(576 posts)is a combination of Kapturs and Kucinich's district. Its as blue as the pacific ocean. No worries.
Bjorn Against
(12,041 posts)That is a solid blue district, "Joe" does not have a chance in hell so most polling agencies would not waste their resources polling it.
gleannfia
(66 posts)trust me, this dirtball doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell.
ProudProgressiveNow
(6,129 posts)jonpaulprime
(104 posts)say it ain't so!
rgbecker
(4,832 posts)Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)but he has had no problem letting his campaign pay him $5000/month
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)didn't he say that he didn't have time to debate Marcy Kaptur? I could see where that might take precedence.
LP2K12
(885 posts)He's endorsed by Colonel Allen West
underthematrix
(5,811 posts)"@joe4congress12 this nice but unread, uneducated & uninformed joe wants a $175,000 a yr gov't check 4 a position 4 which he is not qualified"
gleannfia
(66 posts)ProudToBeBlueInRhody
(16,399 posts)Love ya, Alan....but this is floating a false narrative. Joe the Dumber is going down big.
brooklynite
(94,624 posts)Every rating group calls this a SAFE DEMOCRATIC district. "Joe" has been the Republican candidate for months, and has shown no traction.
There are better races in which you can put your money.
agentS
(1,325 posts)Oh that not-plumber, Not-Joe, is gonna get flushed in November. Awesome.
Good luck in Orlando, Mr. Grayson! I've donated already and wish you all the luck I can muster! I hope you get back in!
Divine Discontent
(21,056 posts)shame he lost that other seat to the hyper-religious Webster who thinks women should submit to their partners, and other douchebaggery. He should win solidly in the newly formed district. Val Demings is running against Webster, and although she's a strong candidate, she's just not their cup o TEA if you follow. She should be in congress one day if not this time, maybe in a cycle or two!
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Shampoobra
(423 posts)http://www.joeforcongress2012.org/i_can_see_russia_from_my_backyard
And -- speaking of stupid things this man likes to say -- here's one where he claims he has had "friends" who couldn't be trusted to be alone with his children:
http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2009/mayweb-only/118-13.0.html
Translation: You are my friend. You're a sinner, but God loves sinners; it's the sin He hates, not the sinner. Still ... you and I both know the kind of dark shit you're probably going to try out on my kids if I ever leave you alone with them. You can't help it; it's your 'thing.' So ... stay away from my kids, friend.
ellie
(6,929 posts)Marcy Kaptur is going to lose. I used to live in her district and she routinely wins by margins of 76% to 24%. I can't believe Joe, or whatever his name is, is doing well at.
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)On March 30, 2012 the National Journal released a list of the top ten most contorted congressional districts, as a result of redistricting. [4] The 9th district was on the list.[4]
The new district is composed of the following percentages of voters of the old congressional districts.[12][13]
47 percent from the 9th congressional district
40 percent from the 10th congressional district
13 percent from the 13th congressional district
... in Ohios 9th Congressional district, where Rep. Marcy Kaptur will face Samuel Joe the Plumber Wurzelbacher.
Rep. Kaptur is a long time Congressional representative from northeast Ohio, first elected to Congress in 1982. She is the most senior member of Ohios Congressional delegation and is among the longest-serving women in Congress. Because Ohio lost population between the 2000 and 2010 censuses, the state lost two congressional districts, and the Republican-controlled state legislature drew a new map unfavorable to Democrats. Thus, Reps. Kaptur and Dennis Kucinich, a long-time Cleveland incumbent and ally of Kapturs in Washington, found themselves competing against one another for the same seat in the newly-drawn 9th district. Rep. Kaptur won the hard-fought primary ...
Arkana
(24,347 posts)Joe has no shot at being elected in the district he's running in.
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)Fair Taxer Not Joe the Not Plumber has pretty much a next-to-zero chance of winning this heavily blue district.