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Who do you want on your side in a bar fight - Mitt or Barack? (Original Post) yellowcanine Oct 2012 OP
Hands down President Obama... Kalidurga Oct 2012 #1
Mitt! lafde Oct 2012 #2
Joe Biden please nt flamingdem Oct 2012 #3
Good thinking! gateley Oct 2012 #5
Obama has more firepower with him... n/t PoliticAverse Oct 2012 #4
Mr. Obama, Sir The Magistrate Oct 2012 #6
Paul Ryan maybe? looks like a real cock puncher. limpyhobbler Oct 2012 #7
Romney would be slipping out the back door n/t doc03 Oct 2012 #8
Mitt would be busy talking about how much he's going to kick his own ass Scootaloo Oct 2012 #9

The Magistrate

(95,249 posts)
6. Mr. Obama, Sir
Tue Oct 23, 2012, 12:51 AM
Oct 2012

Not sure how much use he would be, mind ( I suspect he has never punched anyone in his whole life ), but he would certainly keep his head, which is a good part of the thing, and he would make a helluva witness once the police came round.

Romney is a coward, flat, and would be useless for anything except joining in to kick a man already down and incapacitated.

"A good friend will be there in the morning with bail money. A great friend will be sitting there with you saying 'How the fuck did we get caught?'"

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