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Nictuku

(3,614 posts)
Sun Apr 17, 2016, 10:53 PM Apr 2016

A little Humor?

Let me start by saying I don't know what board to post this on, here, or just GD. It is from 2008 and is not really relevant to the Primaries, but I thought it be thrown out of the GD. Let me know and I'll move it.

Now for the fun, you really would have to have some understanding of roleplay (RPG) gaming to really get a laugh out of it. I won't post it all here, just the first bit and a link for the rest. It made me laugh, I hope it does for you too.

Adventuring Party Politics: The Campaign is Getting Ugly


GameMaster: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do?

OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it.

MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he have so many henchmen? I'm a level 72 ranger and he's only a level 8 paladin.

OBAMA: Well, if you'd bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory/Colgate Smile proficiencies you could min max it so that you...

MCCAIN: Why is he even IN this campaign? I thought this was supposed to be a high level party.

OBAMA: Well, maybe some people got tired of the grim and squinty "Matterhorn, son of Marathon" shtick you keep doing. Dude, could you be any less original?

MCCAIN: Oh my god, I did not leave my left nut in a tiger cage in the Tomb of Horrors to spend my Friday nights mopping up after the new kid.

http://somehedgehog.livejournal.com/245807.html

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A little Humor? (Original Post) Nictuku Apr 2016 OP
A little Humor is exactly what we need. Found some! cherokeeprogressive Apr 2016 #1
That one doesn't make me laugh so much ... Nictuku Apr 2016 #2
Thanks. Kelvin Mace Apr 2016 #3
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