THIS WAY TO THE ABYSS!!!

[GoldenThunder]

The exit polls show a tight race and the alleged vote count is 58-42. If America is a democracy than I'm a freaking ballerina. If our nation wants a royal family this badly, we should just hook back up with the British. Look on the bright side. Being British might actually give us a shot at single-payer health care. This is a shameful farce.

[Zorro]

1. You're a freaking ballerina?

[Trust Buster]

2. The voters of New York disagree with you. About 2.6 million voters disagree with you.

[Buzz Clik]

3. Polls are crap shoots -- even exit polls.

[LemmingWarrior]

4. Let loose the hounds of hell

if it's found that Clinton's win was nothing but shenanigans.

[COLGATE4]

5. Another recent convert to DU. I wonder why

the vast bulk of these newbies are all vitriolic Bernie supporters.

[GoldenThunder]

7. So, you REALLY think the world revoles around this website.

The rest of the world says "hi".

[NuclearDem]

6. "I don't know what I'm talking about, therefore, it's a conspiracy."

[GoldenThunder]

8. ...and I'm a state delegate to boot.

So I'm gonna keep talking about this for a good while.

[Splinter Cell]

9. Yup

You said it.