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Caption this (The Final GOP Debate) (Original Post) denem Mar 2012 OP
"I once told a lie THIS BIG!"... MarianJack Mar 2012 #1
Bippity, Boppity, Boo, and WHO? HopeHoops Mar 2012 #2
Paul: back in my day birth control meant a woman putting an aspirin between their knees WI_DEM Mar 2012 #3
Look, four blobs of santorum! Scuba Mar 2012 #4
In my day, there were 15 planets in the solar system SirRevolutionary Mar 2012 #5
People think I'm honest because I speak even more simplistically than you 3. athenasatanjesus Mar 2012 #6
Back in my day Politicalboi Mar 2012 #7
"Three Goons and a Gremlin" polichick Mar 2012 #8
Ron Paul: "Newt's ass is THIS big!!" madinmaryland Mar 2012 #9
Ron Paul ... "So I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time ..." JoePhilly Mar 2012 #10

WI_DEM

(33,497 posts)
3. Paul: back in my day birth control meant a woman putting an aspirin between their knees
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 06:07 PM
Mar 2012

Santorum (thinking): 'Your speaking my langage, old man.'

Romney (thinking): 'I'd love to convert that man.'

Newt (thinking): 'Ay, what fun I had trying to get them to open their knees.'

SirRevolutionary

(579 posts)
5. In my day, there were 15 planets in the solar system
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 06:10 PM
Mar 2012

Only we didn't call it the solar system back then, it was the liberal scientists who changed all that. We called it the ah...the...ahmmm...anyway we didn't have to visit the doctor in those days or wear condoms, nope, we used old socks and if one of us got sick Pa would take you about back and shoot ya. Now, what was I saying about the doctor again? Oh yes, he said I'll be back up and running in no time soon as I get back on the medications, they come from China you know. This one Chinese feller I knew back from my school days, wait...this isn't the golf course. They told me there's be a buffet here. I'm scared.

 

Politicalboi

(15,189 posts)
7. Back in my day
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 06:25 PM
Mar 2012

We all wore white sheets and hoods and congregated at the local church to cleanse ourselves of any wrong doing we did.

JoePhilly

(27,787 posts)
10. Ron Paul ... "So I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time ..."
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 08:31 PM
Mar 2012

The others ... "Ok grammpy"

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