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JEFF9K

(1,935 posts)
Sun Oct 28, 2012, 02:27 PM Oct 2012

NOT GONNA VOTE REPUBLICAN, CUZ ...

NOT GONNA VOTE REPUBLICAN, CUZ ...

Not gonna vote Republican, cuz I'm not filthy rich.
Not gonna vote conservative, I'm not Rush Limbaugh's bitch.
Not gonna vote for Romney-Ryan, please don't get me started.
Won't have tea with the GOP, I'm not mentally retarded.
The Republican Party is hell bent,
On giving all the money to the top one-percent.
Anybody else who joined the parade,
SUCKER, YOU GOT PLAYED!
Not gonna vote Republican, they lie us into war.
Not gonna vote conservative, they take our jobs offshore.
If you're a Republican elector, you're lacking a BS detector.
Your picture's in the dictionary, under “gullibility.”
Not gonna vote Republican, they're climate change deniers,
That's cuz big oil bought a group of scientists for hire.
They've got a radio-talk monopoly,
And what makes it even worse, it's fact-free,
Tricking millions into voting for conservatives,
If that's not election fraud, WHAT IS?
Now I feel better that my feelings have been vented,
I'll never vote Republican, unless I become demented.
If you're a Republican, as a rule of thumb,
You're either filthy rich, or you're filthy dumb.
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NOT GONNA VOTE REPUBLICAN, CUZ ... (Original Post) JEFF9K Oct 2012 OP
Welcome Jeff! Very entertaining, and true. nt Mnemosyne Oct 2012 #1
Thanks JEFF9K Oct 2012 #2
You filled that spot perfectly! Enjoy the ride here! Mnemosyne Oct 2012 #5
Love it... and Welcome to DU Sekhmets Daughter Oct 2012 #3
Good job, and welcome to DU! CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2012 #4

JEFF9K

(1,935 posts)
2. Thanks
Sun Oct 28, 2012, 03:06 PM
Oct 2012

Thanks. My original version from four years ago had "not gonna vote for Sarah Palin...," but "Romney-Ryan" fits nicely into that spot.

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