I'm going to launch a new business, I think.

[MineralMan]

Spittle Wipes R Us.

I think there will be a huge demand soon. I just need to set up a crowd funding campaign...this primary race is going to create a major need.

Should I offer free overnight shipping?

[NV Whino]

1. Maybe instantaneous, Internet delivery to protect your screen.

[BootinUp]

2. can i make a product suggestion?

imprint an image of a sour puss face on them.

[MineralMan]

5. Capital idea!

[quickesst]

3. Since you know...

... where the need for them will likely occur, can I suggest a combination spittle wipe/screen cleaner, or maybe a combo pack. Spittle wipes on the left, screen wipes on the right.

[MineralMan]

6. That's great. Maybe I'll do it like an infomercial...

"But Wait! There's More! If you call within the next 30 minutes, I'll send you a Jumbo Pack of ScreenClean wipes with your SpittleWipes order - Absolutely Free! (Add $13.87 S&H charges)

[quickesst]

7. bingo

I agree! Get with the phone company now and add more call lines. I got a feeling you're going to need them.

[Thinkingabout]

4. Like it.