2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumTOP TWELVE GOP EXCUSES FOR LOSING THE ELECTION......FOR NOVEMBER 7 LETTERMAN SHOW
The top twelve GOP excuses on November 7 for losing the election
1. Blame it all on Chris Christie
2. Teflon Obama
3. Should have pushed the birth certificate issue more
4. Told you no one likes Mormons
5. Should have had those Diebold flippn machines in every state and county
6. Not enough Mormons in the USA
7. Guess we really pissed off the women
.and gays
.and immigrants
.and Jews
.and seniors
..and
..union members
8. Never could trust those Catholic Bishops to deliver the votes
9. Ann and Willard aka Donny and Marie, were just too clean and healthy looking for the average America
10. Where was Kathleen Harris when we needed her?
wryter2000
(46,081 posts)Welcome to DU.
begin_within
(21,551 posts)1. Big Bird
2. Etch-A-Sketch
3. No tax returns
4. Bain & Sensata
5. Benghazi, 2nd debate
6. Soup Kitchen cleanup
7. Cutting gay students hair
8. Airplane windows
9. Pushing sons faces into butter
10. Driving with dog on top of car
11. Syria is Irans path to the sea
12. Car escalator
13. Horses and Bayonets
14. Binders full of Women
15. Cayman Islands accounts
faithfulcitizen
(3,191 posts)WallaceRitchie
(242 posts)- Nuns On A Bus did it to us!
- Should've just released those taxes
- Damn dog
- Didn't outsource enough to keep unemployment rate higher.
- MF'ing Mother Nature!
- God let us down
- Candy Crowley, that fact-checking bitch!
- Next time we'll frisk the help at our secret "47%" fundraisers!
zwyziec
(173 posts)You already took the God joke, darn it.
sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)lob1
(3,820 posts)WallaceRitchie
(242 posts)-Arithmetic!
zwyziec
(173 posts)OK, please add two!
Faith9326
(304 posts)10. The liberal media!!!(who has been pro-Romney up until a few days ago)
9. Donald Trump
8. Those damn minorities!
7. Ohio
6. The Hungarian billionaire scaring undecided voters with his ads
5. Seal Team 6 movie
4. Romney's not a true conservative! That's why he didn't win!
3. Hurricane Sandy
2. God tried, but the devil is determined to see this country fall
1. The 47 percent.......
Yes! I've been watching that guy with his anti-obama ads!
WallaceRitchie
(242 posts)Oh wait....
malexand
(59 posts)Willard, John Sununu, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Jim DeMint, and Karl Rove were too soft, kind-hearted, honest, and intellectual regarding their attacks on President Obama.