Preview of Ivanka Trump's GOP Convention Speech

[MineralMan]

I found this somewhere on the intertubes:

"Please vote for my daddy. He's tremendous and really, really rich. We're counting on your votes, 'cause we know he'll make tons of money as President and give everyone in the family a job making money for him. Thank you for coming to our little convention. Be sure to pick up your swag bag on the way out. Yay, Daddy!"

[Motley13]

1. His 5 kids will have cabinet posts

[MineralMan]

2. Oh, Hell no!

He'd have to be elected first. I'll be doing my best to make sure that doesn't ever happen.

[Wellstone ruled]

3. Reminds me of a Miss America

speech by Miss Utah some years back. And yes,talk about Jaded and of limited mental skills.

[MineralMan]

4. Well, this convention is going to look like

an awards show...all surface with nothing underneath.

[Wellstone ruled]

5. About like the free acts at the State Fair

Not picking on the Fair Board,put at least they have a separate stage for the Amateurs. And they are a heck of a lot more entertaining.

[TeamPooka]

6. You know why he loves Ivanka the most out of all his kids?

She took her daddy's name and money then parlayed it into her own "brand," a product line, and "fame."
And they call her a self made person.
Just like Daddy.
A chip off the old block.
He's so proud it hurts.