How the Melania Trump speech was written:

[MineralMan]

Melania: But I don't know what to say in these speech.
Manafort: Well, here's what Michelle Obama said about Barack in 2008. You can use that to see what to say.
Melania: Okey dokey. I will look at her speech and say like she said.
Manafort: That'll be perfect, honey. You'll do a "tremendous" job.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. bugging without a warrant is a federal offense.

[MineralMan]

3. I freely admit to bugging the Trump campaign.

I plan to continue bugging Trump and his merry band of assclowns throughout the election season.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

4. and I tip my hat generally in your direction!

[PJMcK]

2. How did the conversation go when she finished the speech?

Do your tapes have that conversation, MineralMan?

Inquiring minds want to know!

[MineralMan]

5. Let me check my bug's transcripts.

Here it is:

Manafort: Melania, you silly fool. I didn't mean that you should copy Michelle's speech exactly. How could you be so stupid?
Melania: I tell Donny what you said. You are not nice man!
Manafort: Go right ahead. The Donald™ is not happy with you this morning.
Melania: Hmph! (stamps foot)

[PJMcK]

6. Love it!

I guess it might be time for the lovebirds' lawyers to talk.

P.S. Your use of the ™ was a great touch!