Calling all trolls - we need to spin this (be imaginative and creative)

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For example: Them thar Librah women did not understand that our transvaginal probes were for their own good. We need to do a better job explaining why rape is really complex: http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=1624721 . I think all this went well over their heads. How do we better communicate to the low information Librah women?

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1. Why didn't Americans understand that a 20% tax rate cut + 2 trillion more in core defense spending

with unspecified deduction cuts would result in a balanced budget?

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2. I was right, the 47% would never vote for me.

The problem is that I thought the other 53% would vote for me.

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3. Why didn't the American people understand that my 47th out of 50 states in job creation as governor

of Massachusetts was pretty good, considering that 3 states did worse?

(Seriously, hey come on people ... am I the only person finding all this humorous beyond belief? I've been arguing with CONNEDservative goobers calling us stupid and "takers" and various swear words for many months. I've been posting statistics on Facebook pages and news sites' articles comments sections countering the slamming of Obama's economic record -- ONLY 5.5 million jobs created in the last 2 1/2 years -- with Bush's 1.1 million over his entire presidency, and Robme's 47th out of 50 states job creation record ... http://www.democraticunderground.com/111622439 )

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4. I see others found humor....

Romney not ready to concede. Campaign claims votes from Cayman Islands not counted yet.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021743820

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(Seriously, I only contributed 2 X, though large amounts (hundreds) -- (1) for Barrett to replace Scott Walker in Wisconsin -- $$$.5 down the drain (2) No to voter ID in Minnesota $$$$$ -- yeah yeah yeah yeah -- its 4 points ahead and the estimated 2% "blanks" adds to that margin -- it looked hopeless a month before I contributed, and still a long shot when I contributed, and now it looks like a winner!!! I was almost certain until a couple of hours ago that it was yet more money down the drain)

Oh, I just heard that in MN 8th CD Rick Nolan (D) is declared the winner over Chip Cravaack (R) by the Associated Press-- Cravaack is the turd that beat long long time beloved Dem incumbent Oberstar. So Buh Bye Cravaack.

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5. Conservative bitter tears thread

Conservative bitter tears thread
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251223453