Poll - Harry Enten: "Imagine Harambe & Chachi formed a GOP ticket."

[emulatorloo]

https://mobile.twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/762641943918706692

"Imagine Harambe & Chachi formed a GOP ticket. Would Harambe maul Chachi? Or would Chachi soothing voice calm Harambe?

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[maxsolomon]

1. What did Harambe do to deserve this?

Harambe got fucked over by a 4 year old. He didn't maul anyone.

What the fuck.

[emulatorloo]

2. Harambe out polled Jill Stein in a PPP 5 way match-up not too long ago.

PPP: Johnson 6%, Harambe the Gorilla 5%, Stein 2%

So some people are having fun with that.

I'll try to dig up a link to PPP in a few.

Here you go:


Harambe the gorilla would do well as presidential candidate: poll

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/harambe-gorilla-presidential-candidate-poll-article-1.2733080

Five percent of respondents said they would cast a ballot for President Harambe. Though not a major margin, 5% is greater than the support shown for Green Party candidate Jill Stein — who earned only 2% support in the poll. It nearly matches support for Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson, who has 6% support.

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[maxsolomon]

3. OK. Maybe its too soon for me.

That Gorilla's death really pissed me off. But I'm a misanthrope...