It's a Teleprompter Trump day today. Which only means one thing.....

[Tommy_Carcetti]

.....more help for the titties!

[Siwsan]

1. We might want to watch for his tweets, tonight

After he hears about Biden's excoriating analysis of his inadequacies for governing.

[cyberswede]

30. ...and after his sedative wears off.

[RKP5637]

58. Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ben must be sharing his meds.

[Siwsan]

62. I know - I tuned in for about 30 seconds - damn!!

He was just staring at the teleprompter and occasionally looking up. And I noticed he's changed the hue of his spray tan. Not quite as orange as it was umber.

[Native]

2. I'm watching it now. Guiliani opened and now Pence is speaking. Guiliani actually just said...

that there were no radical Islamic terrorist attacks in the U.S. until Obama and Clinton took office. WTF? Mr. 911?

[HipChick]

3. do they have Amnesia setting in or something?

[Native]

4. It is revolting. All of it. I can't believe I'm doing this to myself, but it's like a train wreck...

I can't look away.

[displacedtexan]

12. I know! Gad, he's like a 3rd grader reading a book report on Peter Rabbit.

Its really quite sad that this man can't read well enough to sound conversational.

He's beginning to repeat some words, which usually signals that he's about to go off script.

[Native]

104. Maybe it's dementia in Guliani's case. Looks like the media is going to run with this flub.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

37. Why were his glasses on all askew?

Recently, he's looked and talked as though he just finished off a bottle of vodka.

[NewJeffCT]

88. Not just 9/11

but, the DC Sniper was also a self-avowed terrorist, wasn't he? And, he had the DC area scared for a stretch.

[oberliner]

5. He can't make the sentences sound natural

It is like he is literally looking at this speech for the first time on the teleprompter.

[Native]

7. I know. He almost looks drugged, don't ya think?

[oberliner]

9. Absolutely

It's not him.

I wonder who wrote the speech.

[Native]

11. I swear he seems to be slurring.

[Native]

14. He also seems to be breathing more laboriously.

I wonder if he went on a bender last night and is still a bit drunk.

[oberliner]

16. It's very similar to his impression of Hillary

When he mocks her for doing teleprompter speeches.

He is literally doing the exact thing he made fun of (going from one side to the other, reading words he doesn't understand).

[Native]

21. I've watched almost all of his rallies; he's never been this lethargic using a teleprompter before.

[oberliner]

24. Agreed

Because he doesn't know what he is saying.

It will be interesting to see what his rally this evening is like, when he will probably be back to his usual self. No teleprompter, maybe some sheets of paper.

[StrictlyRockers]

97. He's not a well man.

Too much stress from failure can have deleterious effects on your health.

He needs a long, long vacation. I'll be happy to help give him one.

[MichiganVote]

6. Sharpen your tittie, er, I mean tweetie accounts comrades.

[napkinz]

8. very low energy

[workinclasszero]

13. Super low energy

[napkinz]

23. he's getting tepid applause

[workinclasszero]

27. He sounds like a zombie

[oberliner]

31. Zero applause when he said he opposed the Iraq War

Since probably everyone in that room supported it.

[JohnnyLib2]

40. Fact Check time on that one.

[nixonwasbetterthanW]

19. he's been drugged ... he's blustering, but not in buffoon mode

[workinclasszero]

26. Hey they finally hit on the way to keep Cheeto Hitler under control!

Heavy DRUGS!

[True Dough]

10. Trump must just be ready to burst

when he has all that pent up bigotry and hate, and all those lies swirling in his head that he can't spew because he's reading the printed B.S. from a teleprompter instead.

But we just have to wait another day and he'll be trying to make up for lost time with some of his own original garbage.

[brooklynite]

15. From the applause, this is a very small crowd.

[oberliner]

18. It's a private invite-only event

Not opened up to the public.

[brooklynite]

20. Even then, you'd think he could fill a hall with loyal supporters.

[chillfactor]

103. limit 400 people I think. n/t

[brooklynite]

17. Does anyone think Trump actually knows where the Sinai Desert is?

[Native]

25. Sure, it's one of his favorites. He particularly likes the chocolate meringue.

[Funtatlaguy]

32. Lolololololol

Bravo.

[NurseJackie]

93. Ha!! :-D

[ReformedGOPer]

22. I think he's medicated.

[Native]

29. For realz.

and the way he is enunciating the last words in some of his sentences almost makes him seem a tad tipsy.

[ReformedGOPer]

28. I wish

that someone would hack into his teleprompter and fill it with (even more) nonsense.

[Native]

34. That would be the absolute best.

[underpants]

42. Yes like Ron Burgundy

Go ____ yourself San Diego

[nolabear]

33. He looks like a fourth grader trying to read his essay in front of the class.

It's painful. I want to do that thing where you try to say the words along with him just because he seems to need so much help.

Also, most tepid applause ever. LOL!

[oberliner]

35. They do not seem happy with him saying he was against the Iraq War

Not sure how popular a sentiment that is among actual Republicans.

[Native]

39. I know! I only heard like 3 people clapping instead of the usual 10-12.

[fun n serious]

36. Xanax Trump.

[nolabear]

38. Okay, he can't read "regime" or "Mubarak."

Can "kitties" be far behind?

[Native]

41. Got both my toes crossed.

[nolabear]

43. That wide shot with the Secret Service is creepy AF.

Otherwise, ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

45. They're pulling double duty.

They both have to protect him, and interview him if he makes any threats.

[Native]

46. Are you watching it on MSNBC? I'm on RightSide - they only show Trump

[nolabear]

50. CNN. They only pulled back a couple of times, I guess to prove the applause isn't canned.

[nolabear]

44. BWAH! He's taking credit for NATO policy. Oh yes, they fear the Donald.

[Native]

48. Russia!

[oberliner]

47. "Let's be friends with Russia!"

He is going there!

[Native]

49. The media said he would propose that anyone helping us fight ISIS would be considered an ally.

Russia? I hope he goes there.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

51. He went there. nt

[ReformedGOPer]

52. Did he just say

he's going to shut down the internet for isis?

[nolabear]

55. Yeah. I love it when it's clear the applause isn't sure what it's applauding.

clapclapclap-wait, what?

[Native]

57. I love this! Best comment so far!!!! "Clapclapclap-wait, what?"

[anamandujano]

106. +1

[Native]

53. OOOOHhhh, Ideological warfare!

[nolabear]

54. Did he really fucking say he's be a best friend to people of other religions?

Does he thing we have our memories wiped every few hours?

[kimbutgar]

56. Wow just switched over

He is really low energy in his speech. Boring.

The family must have had a major intervention with him after his tweet storm yesterday.

[Adrahil]

59. Wow... this speech is a complete shit show. NT

[RKP5637]

61. I looked at it a couple of times. Exactly, SOS. He's got it memorized now. n/t

[Adrahil]

64. This might be the worst speech I've ever seen by a Presidential candidate.

Holy crap!

[RKP5637]

107. He looks/sounds like an absolute fool! It's embarrassing for the world to see. He sounds like

he's in 3rd grade.

[Native]

60. He's gonna be tough AND EXTREME! Lovin' it.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

65. It's EXTREME vetting!

They're going to vet you while doing an Ollie on a half-pipe and a gnarly a guitar riff plays in the background.

[Native]

66. He slipped up. He just called it "adequate screening." Doesn't sound as good as EXTREME VETTING.

[oberliner]

67. He didn't mention which "regions" were going to be banned

Not even one country named.

[Native]

71. Leavin' it up to the State Dept. (oh no's) and Homeland Security to identify the regions.

[nolabear]

63. Just saw a crowd shot. Are there any women in that audience?

The glare off the bald spots had me a little blind.

[WhiteTara]

68. He goes off script and crazy tomorrow?

[Native]

69. If not tomorrow, then the next day. That's the pattern.

[oberliner]

85. Crazy tonight

Listen to his 7:30PM speech and you will see non-teleprompter Trump again.

[Native]

95. Thanks for that. I'm definitely watching!

[oberliner]

111. My mistake - the event is tomorrow night at 7:30

Sorry about that!

[nolabear]

70. Footage of the GOP introducing the next Trump speech

[Bobbie Jo]

73. LOL!

Win!

[Native]

72. He couldn't even get Merkel's name right. What a joke.

[nolabear]

74. This will go down as the "Grasping at Straws Speech."

What the ever lasting fuck? He's making terrorism boring. Incredible.

[Native]

77. You have so hit the nail on the head. How do you EVEN make terrorism boring?

[oberliner]

78. I bet he gets good reviews for this speech

They will say he was reasonable and on message.

[Native]

80. And drugged.

[nolabear]

87. Give him 24 hours. He'll undercut it.

Honestly, these days if he isn't doing "The Aristocrats" he's given credit for being a genius.

[oberliner]

75. He doesn't know what a fiance visa is?

How did Melania come to the US again?

[womanofthehills]

76. Kind of a whispering flat definitely drugged speech

Not spacing his sentences. He looks really drugged. Doesn't look like he is comprehending what he is saying. He looks miserable and depressed.

[oberliner]

81. He doesn't know where each sentence is going when he starts

It's like each word is a surprise.

[displacedtexan]

105. He didn't even know that the words San & Bernadino went together.

Possibly worse than George W.

Possibly.

[Native]

79. So excited. He's gonna get us a commission! And it will have a goal!

[Native]

82. Did he just say, "and finally"? Is this it? Seriously?

[oberliner]

84. Viciously, if necessary

VICIOUSLY, if necessary.

He seems really excited about that.

[Native]

83. Here it is. The Cold War analogy.

[Aviation Pro]

86. And yet....

....you pal around with Putin, you walking shitstain.

[nolabear]

89. Well, that was a...thing.

Let the autopsies begin!

[Native]

90. OMG. That was the shortest and the worst speech ever.

[Tanuki]

91. I'm not near a TV right now, but from the comments here it sounds like

a hostage video, when the captive is forced to read a statement prepared by the captors who are standing by with a loaded gun.

[Native]

92. He even exited the stage like an doddering old man.

[womanofthehills]

94. He probably knows more info about his Russian connections will be coming out

[Native]

96. I'm going over to Reddit to see if they also thought he was drugged. This was so bizarre.

[Adrahil]

98. Not one of the talking heads on CNN....

are bringing up his repeated and long calls to "keep the oil." Holy crap, that part gave me chills of fear. Bald-faced imperail ambition. And not one of them mentioned it.....

[Native]

99. That was really scary sick-like.

[independentpiney]

100. CBSN mentioned it immediately

after debunking his claim of having opposed the war, the Iran 'ransom' payment and his fractured history of ISIS. They were not kind to him or this speech at all. I hope the other major news outlets follow suit.

[Adrahil]

102. I hope to see more of that....

My jaw literally dropped when I heard that.

[nolabear]

108. It did get mentioned eventually. With incredulity.

[Native]

101. #xanaxtrump is definitely a thing on Reddit. We weren't the only ones who thought he was drugged.

[Native]

110. "Oh, crap, you gave Daddy his pills? So did I! Oh, well, maybe no one will notice." - on Reddit

had to share.