The Freepers have gone positively delusional!!!!

[COLGATE4]

Posted now on FR under the heading "the media have forgotten what a real man looks like."



Absolutely unbelievable!!!!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. Using a silly photoshopped picture to claim what a "real man looks like."

There's a certain level of unspoken irony here....

[COLGATE4]

11. They're too infantile to even understand irony...

[TheBlackAdder]

46. Typical pubes... They steal someone elses intellectual property, and cut off the artist attribution.

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http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/art/George-WARSHINGTON-534979600


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[Cryptoad]

59. Thye can't quite grasp that concept of ,,,

intellectual property. Just doesn't calculate with them......!

[TheBlackAdder]

72. They sure love their property, so it must have something to do with the intellectual part. :-D

[napkinz]

2. this one is more appropriate ...

[JaneyVee]

48. Trump is a whiney insecure man-baby.

I cant imagine how weak someone must be to look at him and see strength.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

86. Much more accurate.

They really are a pathetic bunch over in Freeperville.

[OKNancy]

3. yeah, right

[cwydro]

14. That watch he's wearing looks like a woman's watch.

Hell, I have small wrists and mine is bigger than that.

[KewlKat]

24. It probably is

He does have those tiny hands with stubby fingers doncha know. A man's watch would look ridiculous.

[SummerSnow]

57. It's Melania watch, look how tight it is on his wrist.lol

[duncang]

32. I have always railed against "Country Club" repubs

And this is the poster boy for that.

Don't get me wrong I'm not talking about everyone who plays golf. My definition is more like the instance I show below.

I live in a very small Texas city which has a city owned golf course. The main focus of city council meetings have been stuff like wondering about what the changes to hole 9 would look like. They will spend 30 minutes talking about that. But they spend very little time talking about the fact the golf course is losing a lot of money. Or about what they were going to do about it. (About 3 minutes total.) We the taxpayers are having to foot the bill for their mismanagement. Our Mayor we just voted out of office this year even told my next door neighbor to be quiet and let the men talk.

[ToxMarz]

62. Cause every girls crazy 'bout a pear shaped man

[Spider Jerusalem]

69. Trump has a very striking resemblance to the late L Ron Hubbard, there

[Shrike47]

80. Hubbard's in better shape.

[NurseJackie]

4. They kinda have a comic-book / graphic-novel view of reality, don't they?

[COLGATE4]

6. Comic books are a little above their reading level

but heroics from Captain Marvel and company on the big screen do nicely for them in place of reality.

[TexasMommaWithAHat]

5. OMG.

Could have been better, though.

Where's all the gilding?

[COLGATE4]

8. I'm sure he'll make his displeasure known

for that omission!

[OKNancy]

7. oh, this one is better

[KewlKat]

25. My first reaction when I saw this pic was.....so a bear does

$hit in the woods.................

[st17011864200074656]

9. How quickly they forget

Just like their 'macho' image of a man to ask, "how does my hair look?"

[Coyotl]

70. Indeed. He's afraid of the national bird.

[NCTraveler]

10. Hate the "real man" game.

This is a great person. They can't comprehend this level of character. Watch if you haven't. Once you start you won't turn it off.


https://m.

[charlyvi]

88. This speech was one of his best, I think

I got a big kick out of the man sitting in back on Obama's left. He so had the Spirit in him!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. Well, I suppose somebody could photoshop Hillary's head into something like this:

But we aren't that silly.

[COLGATE4]

15. I myself would probably tend more to

a "St. Hillary slaying the Dragon" but that's just me.

[TheBlackAdder]

41. I think The Wonkette's T-Shirt is much better.

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http://wonkette.com/602757/oh-whoops-we-just-forced-you-to-buy-this-shirt-of-hillary-clinton-cutting-off-trumps-head


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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

42. LOL!!

[TheBlackAdder]

44. They have a Joan of Arc one too.

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http://wonkettebazaar.com/shop/hillary-clinton-2016-tee-i-was-born-to-do-this/


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[mcar]

13. They are infantile

[yardwork]

16. Didn't that eagle bite him?

[COLGATE4]

18. Only his pride.

[COLGATE4]

17. I hadn't noticed before- the 1800's-style bayonet

on the Gatling chain gun is a particularly accurate touch!

[bluestateguy]

19. First, they've been delusional for 20 years

Second, they are obsessed with white male hypermasculinity, and that usually reveals an insecurity about their own sexuality.

[teamster633]

28. I think they clipped the gatling gun from "Fallout 4".

Since he and his followers are so keen on bringing about the apocalypse, that would be appropriate.

[procon]

20. What a Superstar! Hollywood, here we come!

Jeebus, they can't even separate fantasy from reality.

[MFM008]

21. This is porn for them

they get off on it.

[Native]

22. I just threw up in my mouth.

[StrictlyRockers]

56. Me too

Takes like victory.

Or bile.

One of the two.

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

23. More like this...

[url=https://postimg.org/image/vm7u71xbj/][img][/img][/url]

[Agnosticsherbet]

26. The Cult of Trump is a thing.

[Cary]

27. Our savior!

Only he can save us don't ya know?

[Kablooie]

29. That was done quite awhile ago. Possibly last year sometime.

[DesertRat]

30. lol

This is the real Trump

[riversedge]

38. His balance is off--both physically and mentally.....

[DesertRat]

73. Ha!

[Grassy Knoll]

53. How Does He Get His Butt To Do That?

[trueblue2007]

71. my gosh he is a FAT TUB OF LARD

Look at his BIG gut and HUGE butt.

He does not eat healthy. Needs to lay off the Big Macs from McDonalds and the KFC.







Your Diet Is Probably Healthier Than Trump's
Large obnoxious man enjoys large obnoxious meals.

By Sarah Rense
AUG 8, 2016

There are those things we always eat when we return to our hometowns. We borrow a car to cruise under the yellow drive-thru neon on those nights our moms don't feel like cooking and grab a McDonald's burger, cheap Mexican food, a hunk of KFC fried chicken. And then there are those things Donald Trump has consumed while campaigning to be the next president of the United States: a McDonald's burger, cheap Mexican food, a hunk of KFC fried chicken.

Rest assured, there's a method to his greasy madness.

On the surface, Trump eats fast food because "it's quick," as a new report in The New York Times pointed out. You'd think the towers and the investments and the small million-dollar-loan would entitle you to the quickest service no matter what, but, you know.

Trump also has a uniquely unrefined pallet. He really likes burgers. He eats his steak extremely well done.

http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/health/news/a47430/donald-trump-diet-fast-food/

[trueblue2007]

74. what he eats is gonna kill him

Trump shoving more crap in his mouth

[DesertRat]

76. Gross! nt

[ecstatic]

78. He does have a big

ass. Lol

[RobinA]

84. What's That

next to him in the McDonalds picture, a bong?

[MichiganVote]

31. Is this the long awaited pivot???

[Ryano42]

33. Please...some brave soul go to Freeperville and post this!

[saidsimplesimon]

35. Are you kidding?

Take this offensive depiction of my President down.

[saidsimplesimon]

34. From a DAR,

take that faker down. He does not represent the values of Americans, or those around the world who share these values.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

45. From an SAR, I feel the same! n/t

[tonyt53]

36. Those hands are too big; dead giveaway.

[riversedge]

37. Trumps health is not good-he falls over a lot....

Maybe it is that big belly full of French Fries that gets his balance off!!

[tavernier]

40. Hunting for truffles.

Snort.

[riversedge]

77. yabya Good one!

[ailsagirl]

39. This really is over at freeperville??

freepers have finally gone...

[COLGATE4]

66. Honest to Zeus. I saw it and put it up on DU immediately.

[ailsagirl]

68. I'm sure of it, COLGATE4

And thanks for letting us know what's going on over there in the Land of the Loonies

[tblue37]

43. I used to see similar images of Cheney when I risked wading through that

sewer on occasion during the CheneyBush administration.

[Warren DeMontague]

47. So now he's one of the robots from Bioshock Infinite?

[Frank Cannon]

63. Bioshock Infinite for the win!

That was my first thought, as well. I loved that game!

As I recall, these guys were pretty easy to take out with the Undertow and Shock Jockey combination.

A lot of bluster, intimidation, and patriotic BS with very little substance behind them. Pretty much sums up Trump, too.

[Warren DeMontague]

83. Yeah, that game blew me away when it came out.

I'm probably overdue to play it again. The first one was great, too- the skewering of Ayn Rand and Objectivism.

[Frank Cannon]

87. I literally wept when I finished Bioshock Infinite.

I was completely sucker-punched by the ending of that game. I thought about it for weeks after. I STILL think about it.

Very few books or movies have had that kind of effect on me.

Glad to encounter another fan of the Bioshock series.. I wish they made more games like that.

[D23MIURG23]

49. Reminds me of...

[img]?w=630[/img]

I wonder if the image in the OP is from a deep cover troll doing parody?

[BigDemVoter]

50. OMG Stop it! Stop it!

I am laughing so hard I just got the hiccups, and i can't breathe!

[muntrv]

51. Is this a real man, freepers?

[SummerSnow]

58. That chicken looks burned.

[bmpbmp]

52. Umm...is he wetting his pants?

[rurallib]

54. freepers love men with big guns

[narnian60]

55. Ewwwwwww.

[47of74]

60. Ya really wanna go there RimJob land?

Oky doky!

[COLGATE4]

67. Shh. You're not supposed to post that - yet.

Only after he wins the election.

[47of74]

79. D'oh!

[ThoughtCriminal]

61. Maybe they were really looking for this guy

Yeah, but because Vigo was born in Carpathia (Not to be confused with other foreign places like Hawaii), he couldn't be nominated.



"On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood!" - Vigo the Carpathian

[DawgHouse]

64. Disgusting.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

65. Not to mention kitsch. Do they have that in black velvet?

[Purrfessor]

75. Another...

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[Beartracks]

81. Totally 'shopped!

I mean... the eagle hates him in real life:



I guess the rest of the picture is totally real, though.



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[riversedge]

85. This one is not.........

[Beartracks]

82. I'm surprised he's wearing a shirt. Their other hero doesn't.

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