Trump gave Oz a new one page report on a physical by Dr. Bornstien

[MattP]

[BSdetect]

1. That much...?

What transparency!

Ha ha.

[HipChick]

2. What a joke!

[lunamagica]

3. Seriously? I mean, is this a joke?

[Tanuki]

5. No, Andrea Mitchell just cited this from a brief statement from Dr. Oz.

Apparently the segment was taped today and will be aired tomorrow.

[crazylikafox]

7. I hope she was laughing when she cited it

[lunamagica]

9. Thanks! I just cant tell what's real anymore

[tonyt53]

4. Probably written on toilet paper. That is all it is good for.

[Fast Walker 52]

6. you mean written by Trump and signed by Bornstein for money?

[pinboy3niner]

8. "Mr. Trump's health has improved 1000% since my last report. Series!"

[longship]

10. No doubt on measurements of his "hand size".

Make whatever of that what you will.

Or, as Bornstien is a gastroenterologist, maybe it's the depth of his asshole.

I would almost prefer the latter. At least hearing Dr. Oz speaking of that would be good TV.

Speaking of Dr. Oz... Here's John Oliver, and Steve Buscemi tap dancing:

[anneboleyn]

25. "Mr. Trump has the largest hands of any candidate ever. His hands are wonderfully large"

[progressoid]

36. Another good one from Oliver!

I like this one too.

[pkdu]

11. Barnum and Bailey. nt

[nolabear]

12. I'm obsessed with Bornstein's wife. She acts like his keeper. And he needs one.

I wouldn't let him NEAR me. I can't imagine Trump would either, except to sign whatever bullshit Trump wrote for him.

[spiderpig]

13. They're like something from an SNL skit. Or a Mel Brooks movie.

Can you imagine entrusting your GI system to that quack?

[nolabear]

16. She's wound tighter than a two dollar watch. And he seems afraid of her.

Check the end of this.

[Tanuki]

21. I saw that, too, and all joking aside I think there is something very disturbing going on.

In the previous tape, she was the one who jumped in when the reporter asked if Dr. Bornstein had actually written the letter and said "Of course he wrote it," etc., after he hesitated. He seems impaired and I wonder if his wife is running his practice at this point and just having him sign off on prescriptions, medical tests and other things. Never mind Trump for the moment, I think Dr. Bornstein should undergo an independent evaluation for the protection of his patients and the general public. I mean that in all seriousness.

[anneboleyn]

27. I agree with you. That is clearly a bad situation, and his patients are in danger if he is as

out of it as he appears to be in the video we have all seen. The wife's behavior is creepy.

[spiderpig]

24. Whoa! Wonder if there are domestic issues going on behind the scenes.

Controlling vibes from wife.

[3catwoman3]

43. Nancy Reagan...

...syndrome.

[bettyellen]

14. Yeah he appears to have what we called in the garment industry the second generation syndrome....

Spoiled brats of men who built companies from scratch flushing them down the drain with multiple substance abuse problems.

[pnwmom]

42. I bet she wrote the letter and had him sign it. (And she does act like his keeper.)

[duncang]

15. I thought he had gone to a doctor?

Maybe he can get a second opinion from Dr. Quackenbush. (So you don't google it. In a Marx Brothers movie Groucho Marx used that name.)

[nolabear]

17. Oh I'm a total Marx Bros. fan. But apparently Bernstein did the whole thing.

Since he's so utterly unquestionable.

[FSogol]

20. Sorry, but Groucho's character was Dr. Hackenbush

From wiki for "A Day at the Races":

Groucho's character was originally named "Quackenbush" but was changed to "Hackenbush" over fear of lawsuits by several real Dr. Quackenbushes.

[duncang]

28. That's what I get for not googling first.

Been too long since I watched it.

[FSogol]

39. I always assumed it was Quakenbush until the Nationals faced Padres pitcher Kevin Quackenbush

earlier this season. I hadn't realized realized it was a real name and googled it then.

[MrWendel]

18. Dr. Bornstien's...

spirit animal...

[elleng]

19. Quick Rundown of Donald Trump’s Medical Exam Is Offered on ‘Dr. Oz’.

'After a whiplash-inducing morning of mixed messages, Donald J. Trump on Wednesday gave a small window into some of the results from his most recent physical examination in a taped appearance with the television celebrity Dr. Mehmet Oz.

The quick run-through of results, which Mr. Trump is said to have given to the doctor to read from a piece of paper, came after the Republican presidential nominee’s aides had said he would, and then that he wouldn’t, broach the topic with the celebrity doctor on the “Dr. Oz Show.”

A person close to Mr. Trump would not discuss specifics of what he said on the syndicated show, which was taped on the West Side of Manhattan and is to be broadcast on Thursday.'>>>

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/15/us/politics/donald-trump-health-dr-oz.html?

[anneboleyn]

37. So much for their claims that Oz would "test him" and "go through the results" of his physical

What an unbelievable bunch of,liars. Once again they have created chaos so that nobody knows what the hell is actually being reported. And they will keep repeating the lie that Trump "fully disclosed" his medical history.

[Tanuki]

22. Kellyanne Conway lied through her teeth as recently as yesterday when she said she "didn't know" if

Bornstein was the one who performed the exam. She knew damn well.

[anneboleyn]

32. She has lost any credibility she had as she has lied for him repeatedly. Embarrassment.

[Blue Idaho]

23. "Trump weighs 267 pounds and takes statins for his cholesterol"

Breaking on M$NBC.

Strangely enough Dr. Oz classifies Trump as "slightly overweight." I had no idea he was that tall...

[spiderpig]

26. We're veering into William Howard Taft territory here.

Note to White House - you're gonna need a bigger bathtub.

[Blue Idaho]

29. Maybe his staff can just hose him down

Out in the Rose Garden...

[anneboleyn]

31. He is more than "slightly overweight." That is ridiculous. He is obese.

[Blue Idaho]

34. No Kidding...

Good old Dr. Oz is putting his thumb on the scale bigtime. If it were my Dr. He'd give him holy hell.

[Tanuki]

38. Next someone will attack Dr. Oz for "body shaming" Trump!

Harry Reid is taking flak for pointing out pretty much the same thing, and its health implications:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/09/13/harry-reid-body-shames-donald-trump/90325696/

..."Reid pointed out pneumonia is curable and wondered why the media wasn't asking more questions about Trump's medical records.

"Take a look at this character that's running for president," Reid said of Trump. "He complains about her health? What does he do? He's 70-years-old. He's not slim and trim. He brags about eating fast food every day. Look at his health a little bit."...

[duncang]

30. The screen capture cnn used showed a short family history

IIRC cancer, dementia, alzheimer, and something else.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

33. Was it actually Bornstein who did the exam?

Or are you joking?

[Blue Idaho]

35. Yup - same quack...

BTW - who in the hell has a Gastroenterologist as a "family Dr?" That's just preposterous.

[Tanuki]

40. A family of assholes? eom

[rusty fender]

41. Hahahaha

[3catwoman3]

44. Oh, good one!

Very good, indeed.