Would you leave your child under the care of Trump while you went bowling for two hours?

[spiderpig]

And this guy can possibly be the leader of the free world?

smh

[madaboutharry]

1. That is a scary thought.

Not like President Obama who would be a great babysitter.

[ffr]

6. +1

[Hortensis]

23. Or Hillary Clinton. But NEVER Trump.

Knowing about his mental disorder, yes, he'd almost certainly give adequately life-sustaining care, but no responsible parent would dare trust him to do so, much less to give good, attentive care.

[LAS14]

34. :)

[duncang]

2. I wouldn't leave to go to the bathroom.

And my kids are adults.

[MyNameIsKhan]

3. I will never come close to a person like trump

Who I have to leave my child ... If that happens I must have done something wrong.., I will probably look for other options

[TeamPooka]

4. Well, she's only 10 but I think she can baby-sit Trump just fine for two hours. nt

[spiderpig]

7. Classic!

[NanceGreggs]

9. ...

[ffr]

5. It's one of those questions where certainly not your child

and not your dog, cat or pet. Probably not also something of value, because he might claim you gave it to him. I'm not sure what I could qualify to leave within his care that I couldn't just leave alone within my house. I'll have to think about it.

[spiderpig]

8. Do you have any household pests?

[ffr]

24. A few spiders, but they don't deserve what he'd give them.

[spiderpig]

25. (snarf)

[Bucky]

10. ... and then I came back... and he'd EATEN MAH BABEEE!!!

[spiderpig]

11. Trump vs. Dingo

Bets are on.

[Bucky]

12. now it's stuck in my head

[spiderpig]

13. Was that Meryl's "No More Wire Hangers - EVER!!!" moment?

Man, do I love movies.

[oberliner]

20. Are you talking about Mommie Dearest?

If so, that was Faye Dunaway.

[DUgosh]

14. Ask a millenial

Would you let this guy drive your kids in the soccer car pool

[spiderpig]

15. (I'm showing my age...)

[uponit7771]

16. Hell to the naw!!!

[oberliner]

17. Do people still go bowling?

Seems to be a dying game.

[spiderpig]

18. It's too expensive.

We took the kids 20 years ago, and it cost about the same as box seats at a Giants game.

[oberliner]

19. Seriously?

Football Giants or baseball Giants?

[spiderpig]

21. Baseball. Candlestick, when the team stunk.

ETA - maybe it was reserved seating. Whatever. But as I recall it cost nearly $30.00 pp to bowl at a local alley. Plus shoes.

[oberliner]

22. Gotcha

It's amazing how many sports are dying out due to the expense required.

Bodes well for soccer where you just need a ball and some space.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

33. I'm starting to see the appeal of soccer.

I assume that TV coverage doesn't constantly break to commercials during the games since the clock generally keeps running until halftime? (I'm revealing that I've never watched a full soccer match on TV with this question!)

Commercial breaks and high ticket costs are making many traditional American sports unbearable! I watched the Ohio State vs. Oklahoma game on TV recently, and the frequent game breaks and advertisements made me question what the heck I was doing!

If soccer doesn't allow advertisements to the same extent, I'm not surprised that our corporate media has repeatedly crapped on that game over the years! American football, on the other hand, is a perfect way to shove corporate propaganda down our throats during the repeated time-outs.

[oberliner]

36. They usually have the ads scrolling on the bottom of the screen during the match

Also, everyone's uniforms are advertisements for different companies. And of course the stadiums are plastered with them as well.

But generally speaking, you do get to watch long stretches with no commercial breaks.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

38. That sounds better.

At least they're not breaking away from the game so much!

[unblock]

29. when i was a teenager, i would go bowling and pay for it myself.

with my very meager earnings from mowing lawns. i don't recall the exact pricing, but i remember it being very cheap recreation.

fast forward many years, i recently took mini-unblock bowling. 2 games each plus shoe rental for him only (i have my own), just over $50.

insane. not bowling again any time soon.

[oberliner]

37. Yeah I remember it being quite cheap as well

The shoe rental always seemed like a bit of a scam, though. Also, I would often spend a bunch of quarters at the video games that were present there as well.

[unblock]

39. ages ago i got a $99 deal -- fitted ball, bag, shoes, and towel.

i got it mainly for the ball, of course. i'm not remotely a regular bowler but it easily paid for itself just in avoiding shoe rentals over the years.

[oberliner]

40. Is there any legit reason why a person should not be allowed to wear their own sneakers?

Feels like a scam to me to force people to rent shoes.

[unblock]

41. i think it's legit. they'd have to clean the approaches much more frequently for outdoor shoes.

aside from the fact that most shoes wouldn't slide properly.

[pinboy3niner]

43. I got that deal in '64, and it included 50 lines of bowling

But I didn't get a towel.

[Renew Deal]

35. Yes

Though I don't

[Rocknrule]

26. I'd trust my 6 year old cousin with the nuclear codes over Trump

[Doodley]

27. Trump would probably sniff loudly and then say something creepy like:

"Come here little girl, you little piggy, let Uncle Donny show you his stop and frisk moves."

[spiderpig]

31. Everybody's creepy uncle

Ick.

[JoePhilly]

28. I wouldn't let Trump watch my bowling ball for two hours.

[spiderpig]

30. The bowling ball's smarter.

And klassier.

[LAS14]

32. Absolutely not!

[Avalux]

42. No, and hell no if my child is in diapers or an adolescent girl.

Donald proudly claims he's never changed a diaper for any of his kids. He's also made sexual innuendos about his daughter.

No way I'd trust him.

[bigwillq]

44. No (nt)

[NastyRiffraff]

45. I wouldn't trust Trump with ANY child for two minutes

Especially a girl. What he's said about his own daughter and some pictures showing him apparently fondling her gives me the creeps.

[MFM008]

46. I don't trust the maggot

With my COUNTRY for 2 hours let alone 4 years.

[rock]

47. Only if he went with me

(So I could keep an eye on him.)