LOL. Palin to Advise Trump on Improving Sentence Structure

[Coyotl]

Palin to Advise Trump on Improving Sentence Structure

NEW YORK—In an admission that his message might have gotten lost in Monday night’s debate, Donald J. Trump has enlisted the former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to advise him on improving his sentence structure. Campaign officials stressed that bringing Palin on board was not a sign of panic, but merely an acknowledgement that the Alaskan’s communication skills could be Trump’s “secret weapon.” “We would be silly to have a resource like this available to us and not use it,” said Trump’s campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway. “No one debates like Sarah Palin.”

Satire from Andy Borowitz via Facebook.

[saltpoint]

1. You betcha. eom

[femmocrat]

2. Pass the salad dressing!

[ffr]

21. Even with dressing, it'll be a case of indigestion.

[misterhighwasted]

3. Lol..is Andy Borowitz really giving Trump Campaign advice?

Watch the headlines in a week, we'll know if trump took the bait.

[longship]

4. I love Andy Borowitz! R&K nt

[pinboy3niner]

12. In what respect, Charlie?

[Dalziel3979]

5. Making satire out of these people is redundant.

[Cracklin Charlie]

7. But when the jokes are practically writing themselves

We owe it to history, to record them for future generations

[Coyotl]

8. They have accomplished only one thing since Bush, making "ignorant Republican" an oxymoron.

[Cracklin Charlie]

13. And they've done a damn fine job of it, at that!

Finally, a non-fail!

[TheKentuckian]

6. I think that we are approaching the point where stupid is doubled down on

so many times that there is real danger of creating a super massive black hole here on Earth

[lark]

9. OMG!

They think that word salad crazy Palin can help them, they are way more stupid than I thought. I love it, that just means he will continue to rant on about nothing and confuse everyone even more, Perfect! Great strategy (for us),

[Soxfan58]

10. Is this a joke?

Word salad Sara teaching dickhead sentence structure.

[rocktivity]

11. That's like bringing in Madonna to advise

on being a better Catholic.


rocktivity

[bucolic_frolic]

14. What are they going to do about the thought structure behind the sentence structure?

Whiz! Bang Bingo! It's the OompahLoompah vitamin C
Orange Cheetoh Savior! Sasquatch has nothing on US!!

"Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon" to save the day!
From Mighty Mouse to the White House!

[OldRedneck]

15. Are we really, really certain . . .

. . . this is Borowitz?

Trump and Palin are just this stupid.

[ananda]

16. That was funny.

But is it really just satire? Lol

[elmac]

17. Trump can see Russia

from his manhattan skyscraper

[IrishEyes]

18. I remeber her at the vice presidential debate.

All I remember is her winking a ton and saying stupid stuff.

[SunSeeker]

19. LOL

[Coolest Ranger]

20. Is it too early

to start drinking