2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumPoor Donald.
Poor Donald.
Tweeting all alone.
At night.
In the dark.
Melania reading the details of her prenup.
On the floor above.
And bookmarking lawyers.
Poor Donald.
His tiny hands typing furiously.
His brand sinking.
His children calculating their inheritance.
While the gilt peels from giant gold signs.
My poem for poor Donald.
uppityperson
(115,681 posts)He is strong
He speaks his mind
He didn't mean how that is being reported
He is smart
He is a winner
He says what I wish I could if I weren't so polite
He didn't mean that
He rallies us to be more
He is bold
He is mad at the lying media
He is real
He didn't mean that
He is attacking people who deserve it
He is attacking goldstar parents?
He didn't mean that
He is attacking women, muslims, poor, fat, people who are lower class
I thought he attacked someone I liked, but was mistaken
He didn't mean that
I thought he attacked someone good, he said he didn't
He didn't mean that
I am confused
He is masterful
He didn't mean that
He doesn't pay taxes?
The "lying media" reported his exact words and they are bothersome
He can't mean that
He said what about all those women?
He can't be that bad, must be pretending
He is accusing others of the same thing he does?
He didn't pay his employees, repeatedly?
Has he no empathy?
He is seeming like a bully but can't really mean that
Benghazi!
I am so confused
I can't be confused
He can't mean that
He can't mean that
He can't mean that
He can't mean that
He can't mean that
Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)redwitch
(14,948 posts)Well done!
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)mountain grammy
(26,656 posts)TeamPooka
(24,259 posts)Action_Patrol
(845 posts)In the style of Edward Gorey.
redwitch
(14,948 posts)Great minds and all.
Action_Patrol
(845 posts)Great job
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)Malbrownluna8708
(76 posts)calimary
(81,518 posts)This is one humdinger of a thread! I didn't realize so many people here were so poetic!
I guess Donald Trump really is inspirational - at least in one way!
Malbrownluna8708
(76 posts)awesome additions Mcmike and Alphamale.
alphafemale
(18,497 posts)Inevitable from start.
Tweets show self. Your doom.
Mc Mike
(9,115 posts)to where the orange hack sat,
sat weeping on the toilet taking a drump.
Who wants to be president anyway?
Yours is no disgrace.
Little donnie.
alphafemale
(18,497 posts)Tweeting like a little twit.
Manically chuckling. Pressing send.
Is this nightmare at last at an end?
smush
drump repugs.
Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)Jopin Klobe
(779 posts)... and his abnormally wide toilet seat ...
HipChick
(25,485 posts)NOT!!!
mountain grammy
(26,656 posts)tclambert
(11,087 posts)the day his followers wake up to the truth. The Republican establishment will be all "I told you so!" and his most faithful, rabid followers will say, "We believed in you! And you . . . you LIED to us! TO US!" That day they will finally open their eyes and realize he lied all along, and his continual lying cost them the election.
And the Trump brand, which used to stand for wealth, luxury, and success? It will forever after be linked with the word "loser." Who will ever again want that name on their buildings or businesses? Who would want to stay at any hotel or resort associated with such a massive loser?