Check out the hashtag #MuslimsReportStuff

[justiceischeap]

Hilarity ensues.

https://twitter.com/hashtag/muslimsreportstuff?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Ehashtag

Thanks to DinahMoeHum

[C_U_L8R]

1. What? A falafel truck on every corner?

[DinahMoeHum]

2. Here ya go. . .

https://twitter.com/hashtag/muslimsreportstuff?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Ehashtag

Have fun and pass the popcorn!

[Cha]

7. Mahalo Dinah! What did trump say to elicit these tweets?

Driss R. Temsamani ‏@DrissTemsamani · 3h3 hours ago
There is a man getting too close to a woman at the #debate trying to grab her by the ***** #MuslimsReportStuff
1,141 retweets 2,605 likes
Retweet 1.1K Like 2.6K

Freaking ass****

Thank you!

[DinahMoeHum]

12. From the debate transcript (Fortune Magazine)

http://fortune.com/2016/10/09/presidential-debate-read-transcript-donald-trump-hillary-clinton/

(snip)
RADDATZ: We now go to Gorbah Hamed with a question for both candidates.

QUESTION: Hi. There are 3.3 million Muslims in the United States, and I’m one of them. You’ve mentioned working with Muslim nations, but with Islamophobia on the rise, how will you help people like me deal with the consequences of being labeled as a threat to the country after the election is over?

RADDATZ: Mr. Trump, you’re first.

TRUMP: Well, you’re right about Islamophobia, and that’s a shame. But one thing we have to do is we have to make sure that — because there is a problem. I mean, whether we like it or not, and we could be very politically correct, but whether we like it or not, there is a problem. And we have to be sure that Muslims come in and report when they see something going on. When they see hatred going on, they have to report it.

As an example, in San Bernardino, many people saw the bombs all over the apartment of the two people that killed 14 and wounded many, many people. Horribly wounded. They’ll never be the same. Muslims have to report the problems when they see them.
(snip)

[Cha]

13. Thank you! I googled it right after and got my answer..

I meant to amend my post.

Those tweets are awesome.. once again the quack opens his mouth and steps in quicksand.

[Sophiegirl]

4. Hahaha!!!

I just spend a half hour there. Great stuff.

[KittyWampus]

5. My word, there are some incredibly funny tweets there.

REALLY funny.

[KT2000]

6. those are great!

have to say the woman who said "she cleaned out her car but really just put everything in the trunk" is my favorite!

[Beacool]

11. I laughed at that one too.

[Cha]

8. "Hello, I'd like to report a dangerous racist misogynist demagogue on my TV...yes, I'll hold."

Zainab Chaudary ‏@chaudary_zainab · 5h5 hours ago
"Hello, I'd like to report a dangerous racist misogynist demagogue on my TV...yes, I'll hold." #MuslimsReportStuff #Debates

#f******* stepped the hell in that.

[pinboy3niner]

9. More good ones...

basith ‏@MrCommonCents · 1h1 hour ago
I think my sister drank orange juice straight out of the carton, will continue to investigate #MuslimsReportStuff

Shehab Chowdhury ‏@Shehabchow · 1h1 hour ago  Princeton, NJ
I'd like to report that everything tastes better with sriracha. Seriously. #MuslimsReportStuff

Hend Amry Verified account  ‏@LibyaLiberty · 1h1 hour ago
"Falafel" actually means "kill all the infidels". We've kept that a secret all this time. #MuslimsReportStuff

Mohammad Al abdallah Verified account  ‏@Mohammad_Syria · 2h2 hours ago
I'd like to report my wife for playing candy-crush 24/7 #MuslimsReportStuff

The Space Cowboy ‏@haquelberry · 4m4 minutes ago
None of my neighbors recycle #MuslimsReportStuff

[scardycat]

10. Hilarious!

I'd like to report a man with a very limited vocabulary claiming to be a politician and telling me to leave my country. #MuslimsReportStuff

Everyone went to sleep early tonight! It's very suspicious. I will keep watching them and report to you #muslimsreportstuff

I did laundry this morning but still haven't put it away. #MuslimsReportStuff

There is a man running around with a tic-tac #MuslimsReportStuff

My brother fell asleep during khutba on Friday, suspicious. #MuslimsReportStuff

I'd like to report that we don't know more about terrorism because we're Muslim, and just as clueless as everyone else 🙄 #MuslimsReportStuff

#muslimsreportstuff A women was seen driving down Main St

I am a Muslim and I'd like to report that #ImWithHer #MuslimsReportStuff

I ate 3 slices of pizza when my parents fell asleep. #MuslimsReportStuff

[KittyWampus]

14. MuslimsReportStuff… too funny to let sink