The hideous, diabolical truth about Hillary Clinton

[Stonepounder]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2016/10/14/the-hideous-diabolical-truth-about-hillary-clinton/?hpid=hp_no-name_opinion-card-f%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.a7e56bc7e4c0

It is time someone got to the bottom of everything that people say about Hillary Clinton. Who is she? More importantly, WHAT is she? I have compiled the following timeline of her life by combining all the actual theories about her. When lined up together, they form quite a biography.

Before Time, Before the Earth Was Made, Before Matter and Being and History: Hillary Clinton (Lucifer, Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies, Prince of Darkness, Satan, She Whose Many Names the Cats Scream in the Night) is cast out of heaven for overweening hubris. She is condemned to lie in eternal torment in a lake of fire surrounded by her fallen angels, or, alternatively, to run for a major office while female. For thousands of years she lies outside time, smelling of sulfur, before deciding to undertake the second option.

Oct. 26, 1947: Hillary Clinton, a robot, is constructed by Saul Alinsky, then slipped into a bassinet and delivered to the Rodham house, where it stores its Six Human, Relatable Memories of squeegeeing, family life and honest toil.

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2017: Hillary Clinton takes office. Her first act is to replace the entire Supreme Court with a series of corporations cleverly disguised beneath large robes. She sheds her robot-witch exterior and resumes her beastly form, flying up over the White House, engulfing everything beneath in a deep shadow, and ending the American way of life as we know it.

I suspect this is going to be Trump's go-to speech from now until the election! Read the whole thing. Well worth your time!!

[MyOwnPeace]

1. The Evil Beelzebub!!!!!

(or is it "Beelzebabe?&quot

Whatever.......

I'm sitting here in pain, no doubt induced by her evil powers making me read this and laughing so hard...................

If only we could find someone who could grab his way to lead us to freedom.................