Mumbo jumbo from Trump, really one must read this...

[MyNameIsKhan]

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/781251501947748352

[C_U_L8R]

1. Spoken like a real dumbass

Mmmmm..... salad.

[Skidmore]

10. With Russian dressing. nt

[uppityperson]

2. wtf eom

[SeattleVet]

3. Whatever the hell it was he was smoking,

I definitely don't want any! Whatever it was, it seems to disconnect the brain from the mouth in some strange way.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

4. What I most notice about Trump

when he speaks or Tweets, is his limited vocabulary. And simple sentence structure. He sounds a bit like a not particularly bright 8 year old trying to sound smart.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. What in the name of fuck?! nt

[procon]

6. Its like a preschool beginner's reading book.

Repetitive words. Short sentences. Simple vocabulary words. Minimal punctuation.

Its the Trump version of the old Dick and Jane readers, "See Spot Run. Run Spot Run".

[onecaliberal]

7. It's worse than a tweeker.

[texanwitch]

8. I wonder what his state of the union address would sound like

The same 10 words he knows over and over.

[lillypaddle]

9. K&R nt

[duncang]

11. A couple more of his all time hits.

The IQ of all America would drop bigly if he made it. Migraines would be number one doctor complaint.

A post by bigtree
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512325332

Transcript from one of his other rallies.

"Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

What ever is inside his head has been scrambled.
I wish repub's would actually read what he has said. Paul Ryan this is the man you just voted for and have endorsed. He is the summit of all that is repub. Your standard bearer, your light at the end of the tunnel, and the one you love.

[randome]

12. And the one who will destroy him, as well as the rest of the GOP.

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