I do not like you down my shirt ....

[Coyotl]

[Wounded Bear]

1. K & R ......that's funny! nt

[wallyworld2]

24. This is funny too

Women are saying

See

You

Next

Tuesday

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/11/twilight-star-has-a-delightfully-obscene-message-for-donald-trump-in-this-nsfw-video/

[Wounded Bear]

25. Gotta love the kid at the end....

Goodbye!

[wallyworld2]

27. I know

The kid at the end is what gives me hope

[Wounded Bear]

33. In the end, that's what we're working for....nt

[Fast Walker 52]

2. haha-- perfect!

[3catwoman3]

3. Most excellent!

I'll chime in -

Because of all the names you call,
You will not get my vote at all.

[Coyotl]

4. We should all chime in.

Because of all the lying trolls you hire,
It seems you pants are really on fire.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

5. HAAAA!!! Perfect!!!

[Tanuki]

6. I do not like your best friend Vlad,

Or that you're such a lecherous cad...

[niyad]

7. excellent. with apologies to theodor geisel

your face a shade of apricot
I truly hate you quite a lot.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

8. Purrfect and brilliant! . . . nt

[calimary]

9. I just want to add three words:

BRAVO!!!!! And BRAVA!!!!!

These are GREAT, guys!

[CrispyQ]

10. The names you call are horrible,

Your followers are deplorable.
Down the toilet you will whirl,
When you are trounced by a girl.

[Coyotl]

15. ^^ thread winner ^^

Please make a graphic meme for that one.

[SteelSmasher]

11. Weird

That is so creepy. Not the rhyme. The creepy thing is that it's called for. And that the person who acts that way is running for president (or so I'm told).

[Coyotl]

12. I do not want your tiny paws

I do not want your tiny paws
to violate any more laws.

I do not want hate from your big mouth,
I look forward to your vocal drought.

I do not want you on television,
unless it is some form of derision.

I do not want your jet polluting our sky,
but "Go away, be gone" is our rallying cry.

[jmowreader]

14. Sounds like fun

All The Who's down in Who-ville liked freedom a lot
But the Trump who lived just north of Who-ville did not!

The Trump hated freedom! The whole freedom season!
Oh, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be his money belt's too tight.
Or his head isn't screwed on just right.

But I think the most likely reason of all
Is his dog-collar from Putin is three sizes too small.

[SammyWinstonJack]

16. +1

[lark]

22. Love it~

Thanks for the smile.

[stage left]

31. +1

That explains it all.

[LAS14]

17. K & R

[Hekate]

18. Dr Seuss is applauding! I am too. Great work, folks.

[BlueMTexpat]

19. Great thread!

Thanks, Coyotl!

[PearliePoo2]

20. OMG...coffee out nose and then...

Right to Facebook!

[liberalla]

21. Enjoying the OP and all the other contributions on this thread...

thanks everyone!

[11 Bravo]

23. Not hale and well,

Not with a cough,
Not with a bell,
Trump, just FUCK OFF!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. A big, fat K&R!

[SpankMe]

28. Pretty funny, but...

I fear that juxtaposing Dr. Seuss with Don the Con sullies Dr. Seuss.

[3catwoman3]

36. See my post #34 below.

Dr. S started his career as a political cartoonist, and was a liberal/progressive.

I don't think he would feel sullied.

[BlueCaliDem]

29. LOL! And tweeted! Thanks, Coyotl! eom

[stage left]

30. k&R

Excellent!

[Coyotl]

32. #TrumpDrSeuss selected tweets:

Mary Reed ‏@marsam22reed
#trumpdrseuss
Endorsements exaggerated for support
Con man's game to distort
My campaign I can't abort
Oh Lord I'm coming up short

Dr. Thorpe ‏@DrThorpe
People are afraid you'll sue
If they write the truth on you,
I think that you overreach,
Filing suits to curb free speech.
#TrumpDrSeuss

April Del Rario @AprilDelRario
You cannot touch me here or there
You cannot touch me anywhere!
I do not like your tiny hands
I do not like them orange man!
#TrumpDrSeuss

How #TrumpDrSeuss Hilariously Stole Twitter
“I am the Deplorax. I speak for the sleaze.”

D'Geminis ♊️ @deeperfectgem
I will not accept his racist plan.
I will not accept it from this man.
I will not accept it in my land!
It's not who I am.
#TrumpDrSeuss

Spencer Meade @comeadey
How the Trump stole Your Neighbor's Goddamn Minds #TrumpDrSeuss

[3catwoman3]

34. Dr. Seuss started his career as a political...

...cartoonist, and identified as a progressive. I think he would be pleased with our efforts.

http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/politicaldrseuss/

[Coyotl]

37. Some are particularly pertinent to Trump today.

[NastyRiffraff]

38. This thread!

is a DU classic. Brilliant stuff, folks!

[Mc Mike]

45. Now, THAT'S art.

And literature.

[Coyotl]

46. Never thinking if I fail, It might be me that goes to jail

Bairtie MacSpangles ‏@bertiespangles
#TrumpDrSeuss
I swore that I'll send Hillary
Off to a female penitentiary
Never thinking if I fail,
It might be me that goes to jail

Sharon McCarthy ‏@ienvision Nov 2
Imagine Dr. Seuss wrote that a grump won the vote. If you do your part, then maybe he won't. #TrumpDrSeuss
http://www.upworthy.com/what-if-dr-seuss-had-been-alive-for-this-election-meet-the-grump-who-sacked-greatland

excerpt:

Mr. Harold J. Grump
was the name of this chump,
but most people who knew him
just called him “the Grump.”

No one knows why the Grump
got so grumpy at all,
but some say that his hands
were two sizes too small,