Will Voldemort Trump Be Kissed by Dementors on Nov. 9?

[MineralMan]

One can hope...

[MANative]

1. Merlin knows he'd never be able to cast a Patronus to protect himself.

They say that Death Eaters, like him, have no happiness to draw upon. I can see that in him.

[woodsprite]

2. Well he should enjoy that! n/t

[3catwoman3]

3. Seeing as he haas been sucking the soul out of the country, that...

...would be a most fitting end to him.

[Rocknrule]

4. Now I'm picturing Hillary as Prof. McGonagall

"America is threatened! GOTV, protect us, do your duty to our country!"

[TexasProgresive]

6. Nah! She's Harr(y)ette Potter

Prof. McGonagal is played by Sen. Elizabeth Warren. Dolores Umbridge by Jill Stein. Bernie can do Dumbledore, Big Dawg for Ronald Weezley, I can't come up with someone for Snape.

[Rocknrule]

7. Hillary could be Snape too

She's good, but not everyone recognizes it

Stein is totally Umbridge. She's working for Trump/Voldy, just not directly.

Comey is Wormtail to a a T.

[TexasProgresive]

8. I gave her Harry's role because it was he who ultimately defeated Tom Riddle.

Snape was loved by Voldemart and Dumbledore, no one else so I think the comparison is a bit weak. Sec. Clinton has a huge base of supporters, and like Harry is often portrayed by the slithering, hissing, spitting crowd as being weak, arrogant and useless.

[unblock]

5. Whatever soul he had was sucked out long ago...