Santorum Suspends Campaign

[joebaur42]

Mobile phone alerts are scattering across the country, announcing that Rick Santorum plans to suspend his campaign for the Republican nomination. It’s unclear whether or not this suspension is a Herman Cain-esque permanent one after realizing his self-imposed grandiose comparisons to Ronald “The Gipper” Reagan are as ridiculous as renaming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise Ninja Turtles (Damn you, Michael Bay!) or a suspension to spend more time with his ailing daughter.

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[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. It would be hilarious if Ron Paul suddenly posed a major threat to Mitt

in the upcoming primaries, showing Romney just how much he's hated. Everyone who's been in the clown car should get a chance to be in the driver's seat.