Action! Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich

[ellisonz]

By Chris Moody | The Ticket – 8 hrs ago

One day before the South Carolina primary, actor and martial arts extraordinaire Chuck Norris endorsed Newt Gingrich for president, saying he believes that Gingrich can both "return America to her glory days" and "outwit" President Obama.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/chuck-norris-endorses-newt-gingrich-224223391.html

[The Wielding Truth]

1. Oh my, he is really fooled if he thinks that. Newt can't even run the House.

[xtraxritical]

11. Chuck Norris and his high school education pontificating, what a joke...

and so are his films.

[Suich]

2. This should guarantee a win for Newt!

It did so much good for Huckabee!

[oh08dem]

3. "return America to her glory days"

I wish these assholes would be more specific when they use this term.

I think Mr. Norris is overestimating Newt's intelligence. Even if Newt was the most brilliant man on earth he still wouldn't be able to turn back time to the 80's when Mr. Norris was actually relevant.

Relive your glory days playing "WOW".

[Ecumenist]

4. Let me translate the bleached blonde microman for you: put the black man in his place

He's a bigot and a deluded idiot who believes his own hype.

[flying rabbit]

5. Where is zombie Bruce Lee when you need him? nt

[Faygo Kid]

6. "Outwit" quote from a nitwit

I bet Chuck Norris would be a hoot trying to play "Jeopardy." Maybe he could go up against Ted Nugent and Jon Voight. Eveyone who tried to watch would have their IQs lowered 10 points by the experience.

[stlsaxman]

8. ... or maybe a "Newtwit"?

[Rozlee]

7. Go back to endorsing your Total Gym instead.

Give Newt a complimentary one while you're at it, Mr. Let-Texas-Secede-and-I'll-Be-It's-First-President.

[Iliyah]

9. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

this guys has no clout. He talks with fork tongue like the rest of the tea brats.

[JoePhilly]

10. Can Victoria Jacskson be far behind??

[BumRushDaShow]

12. Now if Ted Nugent comes out

for Getrich, then the zombie apocalypse has truly arrived!

[bulloney]

13. An endorsement from a guy whose claim to fame is kicking guys in the balls. Whoop-dee-freakin' doo!

[GETPLANING]

14. Someone needs to tell Chuck Norris

that America's glory days were a result of the New Deal and that America went into decline with the Reagan administration.

[lonestarnot]

15. chuckie prollee thinks he can sell him an excercise machine for 3 trillion dollars.

[Bill O-Rights]

16. He thinks the Gin grinch is a wit? Well, he's half right...

[rusty fender]

17. LOLOLOLOLOL!

Chuck Norris is such a

[Botany]

18. Wow!

[sakabatou]

19. Boy is he gonna be dissappointed.

[Dawson Leery]

20. Is an endorsement from Herr Hank Willams Jr. far behind?

[ellisonz]

21. Clearly, the Chuck Norris endorsement won Newt South Carolina. n/t

[TigerToMany]

22. Chuck Norris is an idiot, a joke, and a terrible actor who has no business talking about politics.

Chuck says that everyone who fails to think and act in strict accordance with his ultra-conservative, ultra-Christian contraints is an egocentric, headstrong killjoy. But then he turns around and says that "public opinion" is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't when it happens to agree with what he believes. In other words he wants it both ways.

He's the typical republican and it's due to people like him that Bush was elected and also because of people like him who ensure that these people stay in those positions because that makes it easy for him to shift blame from those who benefit from oppression to those who suffer from it. They spend all their time devising ever more fickle ways to identify political and religious groups that are his political enemies and re-label them as "enemies of the state" or "tyrannical leftists" in order to justify operations against them. There is no place in this country where we are safe from the rethuglican cultists, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack.

We just have to keep on fighting harder until the far-right is defeated.