2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumAn immigration song: Woody Guthrie's "Deportee" updated for 2013
Now Texas has strawberries, Georgia has peaches
And someone must pick them before they all rot
The immigrants work cheap and make fruit affordable
Newt and OReilly say, No, they must not!
Adios, says Newt Gingrich, adios, says OReilly
On your exit papers well stamp a big Smiley
Your fathers were here first but that doesnt bother us
All we will call you will be deportee.
Now OReilly is Irish and Gingrich is German
Their grandfathers might have come scared and alone,
But they dont want people to come like their ancestors
Theyd put their forebears on the next boat home.
Adios, says Newt Gingrich, adios, says OReilly
On your export papers well stamp a big Smiley
Your fathers were here first but that doesnt bother us
All we will call you will be deportee.
Well kick out Hispanics, well expel the Haitians
Well kick out the Navajo and Cherokee
Well kick out them foreigner Native Americans
The only ones left here will be you and me.
Adios, says Newt Gingrich, adios, says OReilly
On your exit papers well stamp a big Smiley
Your fathers were here first but that doesnt bother us
All we will call you will be deportee.
Always Randy
(1,060 posts)I need this for a party I am going to
DFW
(54,445 posts)Vic Vinegar
(80 posts)but I'm not complaining
DFW
(54,445 posts)And they make money doing it!
Believe me, The Freedom Toast won't be recording this. But anyone wants to sing it somewhere, I ain't gonna stop 'em.