Hey! Anybody seen Ted Cruz lately?

[Paladin]

He was all over the place for a while, and now he's nowhere to be found.

Anybody know what's going on? (Bizarre scenarios welcome.)

[Xipe Totec]

1. He's turtle posted somewhere in Texas. nt

[hamsterjill]

2. Nope, and he's not answering any of his phones, either!

Cornyn at least has someone answering phones in his Washington office. Not so with Teddy. All automated responses.

And I'll say it again - - -

Pock...pock...pock!

[Paladin]

3. Look for "hoist by his own petard" to make a comeback in the next few days.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving person......

[hamsterjill]

5. +1

And I think you're right...

[Nay]

6. I think he may be off getting a spanking by the people who own the GOP.

But what do I know? Maybe they're going to anoint him as their next presidential candidate.

[louis-t]

4. He's back in his rat hole where he belongs.

[Barack_America]

7. I think he's tending his ass in some DC woodshed.nt

[Chan790]

8. Dick Durbin handed him his ass earlier today on the Senate floor.

It seems that ole Ted forgot that he can be censured for slandering or making unfounded allegations against Senate colleagues from the floor. Durbin basically rebutted him with a I'm not saying the gentleman from Texas should be censured but he should be more careful about what he says in the future speech.

The funny part is that I'm increasingly getting the impression that more than a few of his GOP Senate colleagues would support that censure motion as he also taken to slandering them by implying he's the only real Republican and they're all collaborationist poseurs.

[cbayer]

9. Reportedly, his colleagues expressed some displeasure with him today, lol.

[ailsagirl]

12. LOL

May he get everything he deserves... and more.

[modrepub]

10. No

and every day we don't see him is a good day.

[libdem4life]

11. A Roman Candle..big fireworks that fizzle out quickly.

Midwesterners are conservative by nature, but not fools and idiots. And I'm pretty sure the Hispanics are not excited about him much as a voting block either. Just as they begin to be a real political force, up pops this narcissist.

I'm a fan of the Castro twins as the New Tejano Democrat. I think Wendy Davis will partner with them...saw their group photo on some magazine cover...as they represent the traditional Democratic Hispanic base.

[TBF]

15. The Castros are awesome -

Julian is currently making the folks of San Antonio very proud as their very popular mayor. I can see him as VP or even president someday.

And I will be volunteering to help Wendy.

[graywarrior]

13. He went cruzy and got committed

[LiberalElite]

14. Bound, gagged

and locked up in Boner's walk-in liquor closet.

[Filibuster Harry]

16. He is in Boehner's ass --- he is operating Boehner the puppet.

[DFW]

19. There is actually a precedent for that:

[sammytko]

17. he's busy deleting unfavorable posts from his facebook page

I swear not everybody can possibly like him. No negative comments at all!

[Cresent City Kid]

18. Dr. Seuss filibuster is all he could muster

You cannot see him on your TV box, even if you turn to Fox.

[a kennedy]

20. Don't care to ever see him......he just gives me the creeps.