Waterboarding Is A Big Joke At Cheney Roast

[DonViejo]

A sentimental evening at the Plaza for Cheney, Rumsfeld, Mukasey, and Lieberman. “Really tasteless,” says a guest.

Ben Smith
BuzzFeed Staff

Dick Cheney is ready to laugh about waterboarding.

Conservatives gathered at the Plaza hotel in Manhattan Monday night to roast the former Vice President at an event where many of the biggest laugh lines touched on the most controversial policies of a key architect of his administration’s War on Terror. At the gathering, hosted by Commentary, figures including former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and former Attorney General Michael Mukasey drew a mix of chuckles and winces with jokes that left few lines uncrossed, according to three guests.

Senator Joe Lieberman “said something to the effect that it’s nice that we’re all here at the Plaza instead of in cages after some war crimes trial,” recalled one person who was there.

Other major targets included former Secretary of State Colin Powell, mocked for leaking, and President Barack Obama, who was mocked, repeatedly, for the relative strength of Russian President Vladimir Putin. The event, sponsored by Rupert Murdoch, Paul Singer, and other top conservatives (listed here) also starred former Senator Joe Lieberman and Scooter Libby, the Cheney aide convicted of lying to investigators in a leak hunt. Two attendees said the edgy jokes were in appropriate spirit of a roast; the third found them in poor taste, even in that setting. The dinner was, to the surprise of some guests, punctuated by a live performance of Yiddish songs and by an video featuring Cheney’s face on others’ bodies, which emcee and Commentary editor John Podhoretz joked in an email to BuzzFeed he would release only for $1 million.

“There were some waterboarding jokes that were really tasteless,” the guest said. “I can see the case for enhanced interrogation techniques after Sept. 11 but I can’t really endorse sitting there drinking wine and fancy dinner at the Plaza laughing uproariously about it.”

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[tanyev]

1. Hope Stewart or Colbert does a big feature on this.

fingers crossed

[grahamhgreen]

2. Sick

[gordianot]

3. Har har these are a laugh a minute.

The inheritors of the war crimes legacy should remember in 1945 one of their own was roasted outside of his bunker in Berlin. Now that was a roast fit for these the new generation of war criminal.

[polly7]

4. I'm glad to see that they at least seem to realize they're

seen by some/probably millions as war criminals. I hope that thought haunts them every night of their lives, despite their public bravado.

[valerief]

5. They know. They've always known. They don't care. No repercussions for them. nt

[polly7]

6. You're probably right.

My biggest fault ... thinking all people, even occasionally, will feel guilt or remorse, especially over something they've been a part of that has destroyed so many lives in horrible ways. I can't even wrap my head around being able to laugh about it.

[valerief]

8. Well, you're not a sociopath, then. Sometimes, I wonder if being a sociopath isn't

the most satisfying path in life. As a sociopath, you don't have a care in the world. You just take what you want and kill anyone in your way.

[Sunlei]

7. "it’s nice that we’re all here at the Plaza instead of in cages after some war crimes trial,”

Father time where are you? This guy needs some bad Karma Justice.