A thank you to the Enemies of America,
For not attacking us while we have an internal quirrell with a political party who thinks it's okay for them to spend political capital when they're in the majority, but not so when they are in the minority. Their civil war and the toll on our economy must be delighting your leaders to no end.
It goes without saying that if you had attacked our boarders you might have felt oddly out of place, that instead of some fighting against you, members of our Tea-party faction would have joined you and given you advice on which strategic targets to cripple first.
So thank you, Enemies of America. The only thing worse than being attacked by our enemies is being attacked by people who are supposed to protect us, represent our wishes and honor our sacred documents and customs. Their maniacal stupidity is on course to devastate the World's financial markets in the coming days and forever diminish America's standing as an economic superpower.
Thank you Enemies of America for seeing that the damage the Republican party, a.k.a. the Grand Old Party is inflicting, is going to be far worse than anything you could have done. You are a wise enemy. How did you know it was not going to cost you a dime to finish America off? That you wouldn't have to pick up a rifle or fire off a salvo of missiles? Not a single shot. Our so called Tea Party Patriots are going to do all the heavy lifting for you, simply out of spite or whatever.
Supported by the minority, against the will of the people, and against everything our country has ever stood for, witness as a few act as a cancer to consume our system from within.