New Florida Voter I.D. Law Only to Accept RNC Membership Card

[EEO]

New Florida Voter I.D. Law Only to Accept RNC Membership Card
Source: The Nil Admirari

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TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA (The Nil Admirari): Today, Florida Governor Rick Scott (R) threw his support behind a new voter I.D. bill that aims to be the strictest in the nation. The "Voting Responsibly Bill," or "HB 2016," was introduced by Florida House Speaker Steve Crisafulli (R - District 51) and will only allow a Republican National Committee (RNC) membership card to be an acceptable form of identification for Florida voters.

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Earlier drafts of the legislation only required a voter in Florida to have any RNC membership card, but Republican state legislators led by Speaker Crisafulli decided that was not strict enough.

"Only a RNC Platinum Membership Card can truly defend against voter fraud in Florida," stated Crisafulli.

[yeoman6987]

1. Wouldn't surprise me at all.

[misterhighwasted]

2. Not far from reality is it.

With the corrupt RW this would be believable.

[AtomicKitten]

3. lol .. satire alert

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got me again

[EEO]

5. I have to admit it is getting increasingly difficult to satirize these asses.

[AtomicKitten]

6. some states refuse student IDs but accept gun licenses

.... as acceptable forms of ID to vote.

I put nothing past these chowderheads.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

7. I totally thought the OP was for real. And "chowderheads" is far too gentle

for totalitarian christofascists.

!!!

[LeftInTX]

9. I live in one

[Cosmocat]

10. They keep pushing the bar

and getting away with it most of the time ...

[Gothmog]

4. I love good satire

[davidpdx]

8. K & R

That's a good one.

[Thor_MN]

11. More satire than news getting posted

Maybe we need a forum for political satire?