Jeb Bush Discovered Romney Has 470 Wives, Forced Him Not to Run in 2016

[EEO]

Jeb Bush Discovered Romney Has 470 Wives, Forced Him Not to Run in 2016
Source: The Nil Admirari

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Nil Admirari): Mitt Romney shocked many political observers in late January when he announced he was not going to run for president in 2016. Now it appears Romney may have been blackmailed to stay out of the 2016 race by Republican rival and former Florida Governor Jeb Bush, who discovered Romney has 470 wives.

A leaked recording detailing a mid-January meeting between Romney and Bush shows there was a heated exchange between the two:
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[MADem]

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[yeoman6987]

2. 470 wives? Hummmm. I am sure that would have been

Found out in 2012. How could that even be possible? How exhausting for one thing.

[samsingh]

3. that would be interesting

[yellowcanine]

4. Big Deal. King Solomon had 700 wives AND 300 concubines.

1 Kings 11:3 ►
New International Version
He had seven hundred wives of royal birth and three hundred concubines, and his wives led him astray.


Get in line, Mitt.