Romney's record is running down the back window...and it won't hose off.

[bleever]

"Gross!" -- a Romney son on an infamous family trip.

Mitt won't repudiate wackos who support him: http://www.democraticunderground.com/125141722

Mitt doesn't want his record as governor even discussed: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/05/31/1096226/-Romney-aides-disrupt-Obama-campaign-press-conference-on-Mitt-Romney-s-gubernatorial-record

Never mind the morality of vulture capitalism: Romney promised Massachusetts voters ten years ago that his Bain experience would enable him to create jobs, and Massachusetts ended up being 47th in the nation in job creation.

So laugh that eerie tin-man laugh, Mitt, and hose away. But it's not coming off.

[get the red out]

1. And I thought that small was just dog shit

It's worse.

[bleever]

2. He took the people of MA for a ride, but he says they liked it.

At another time, he said he couldn't recall that particular state, but admits that he has engaged in some hijinks in the past.

[bleever]

3. "Mitt Romney is so screwed..."

"How screwed is he?"

"Mitt Romney is so screwed, that if he were a light bulb, you'd need a potato to unscrew his aluminum base from the socket."

"Hi Yo! You are correct sir! Oh ho ho."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. Romney today admitted to the nation that he's sending paid hecklers to disrupt Obama events

The story really isn't getting much traction in the media. Not only does Romney not want to speak to the press (except for Faux, which doesn't count), he doesn't want Obama to do it either.

[bleever]

5. At least Rachel Maddow referred to it as a mini-Brooks Brother riot.

Which also came to my mind. Faux outrage from zealous weenie staffers.