In the spirit of inclusiveness, some of our "minor" announced candidates

[Recursion]

Georgian football coach Robby Wells



Wells previously sought the Constitution party nomination in 2012, but is now seeking the Democratic party nomination in 2016. He is running on his "Eaglenomics" platform, which proposes:

* Greatly increasing the size and budget of the Small Business Administration
* Energy independence
* Free college tuition

to be paid for by monetization (ie, "printing money&quot . In particular he proposes an "industrial homestead" program along the lines of the 19th century Homestead Act, to provide any American who wants one an SBA grant to start a business.

Chicago businessman Willie Wilson



Wilson holds four Doctoral degrees. He began his career mopping floors at a McDonalds and worked his way up into management. At a shareholders' meeting, he talked Ray Kroc into giving him a franchise with financial backing from a local bank, and eventually owned multiple Chicago-area restaurants. He then diversified his businesses to include medical device manufacturing, a gospel record label, and a television production company.

Wilson has not yet specified his platform.

9/11 "truther" Jeff Boss



I'll just... umm... leave his website to speak for him.

Perpetual candidate Vermin Love Supreme (no campaign website)



Supreme is seeking the endorsement of all US political parties, and is running on a platform of zombie awareness, time travel research, and a free pony for every American.

[wyldwolf]

1. Vermin Love Supreme '16!!!