"Donald Trump to have 'unique' role at GOP convention" By Catalina Camia, USA TODAY

[applegrove]

Donald Trump to have 'unique' role at GOP convention

By Catalina Camia, USA TODAY

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2012/08/donald-trump-republican-national-convention-/1

"SNIP.....................................

Donald Trump is set to have a role at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, but exactly what isn't yet known.

"I was asked to speak at the RNC but said no, because I will be doing something much bigger -- just watch!" Trump posted on Twitter today.

ABC News reported the real estate mogul-reality TV star will have a "unique" and "memorable" role at the convention, according to Michael Cohen, executive vice president and special counsel to Trump.

Trump will definitely be in the neighborhood. He's going to be feted on Aug. 26, the day before the GOP convention begins, as Statesman of the Year by the Sarasota Republican Club.

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[applegrove]

1. Sure Donald. Sure thing you turned down a chance to speak.

[Whisp]

12. made me look up this one again on youtube. Obama gently smacks the idiot hairball.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and President Obama?

About 6 million years of evolution. (I heard a version of that on an old Taxi tv show and it kind of sticks with me)

[applegrove]

13. That was brilliantly funny. I'd love to know who came up with the idea of the lion

king video. I think my favourite Obama joke ever.

[Whisp]

16. he delivers these jokes well, doesn't he?

and I'm sure he has the best and brightest working for him.

there is no such humour from the repugs as they are tiny little scrunched up mad things with no laughter other than to watch people suffer, and giggle.

[applegrove]

17. Oh yeah. Obama's delivery is stellar. He could be a comedian. Though I suspect

Michelle is even funnier than he is. For sure the GOP can't do humour. Good humour punches through to a truth. The GOP is filled with bull****!

[jberryhill]

2. A video clip appearance saying "You're fired" to the president

betcha.

Just a clip of him saying that.

[dbackjon]

8. The way Mittens is going, Trump will be saying that to him.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. "He's going to be feted on Aug. 26". Actually, He's fetid every day.

Slight typo by USA Today?

[orpupilofnature57]

6. They meant vetted .

[orpupilofnature57]

4. What's unique about usurping assholes

using Money and Sycophants to legitimize their delusions of grandeur, through pseudo honors bestowed on them ,by people they OWN.

[AlinPA]

5. He will be running "Birther Central".

[Bonhomme Richard]

7. They wil have him use his awful hair to......

dust the podium before each speaker. That is a unique roll.

[Mojorabbit]

9. He is an example how far the Republican party has fallen.

He would not have been allowed anywhere near an old time Republican convention. He is a clown and that they take him seriously is so very pathetic.

[applegrove]

10. Here is proof positive he was not asked to speak:

http://news.yahoo.com/donald-trump-riles-teh-gop--roseanne-barr-runs-for-president--the-dumbest-political-quotes-of-the-week.html

[Blue Idaho]

11. Hat check clerk for the Tuesday am session. nt.

[WI_DEM]

14. Valet parking?

[Marie Marie]

20. Perfect!!!

[jberryhill]

22. He looks dashing in his uniform

[Historic NY]

15. If its interior decorator, their in for a shock.

[applegrove]

18. ... Thousands are hurt at GOP convention as gold plated balloons are released for 60 feet up.

LOL!

[Marsala]

19. He'll be giving the vice presidential nomination acceptance speech. Romney/Trump!

And the motto: "We're so rich! Go die in a ditch!"

[Proud Liberal Dem]

21. "Carnival Barker"?

[jberryhill]

23. Flight Attendant

He even didn't need to learn how to work an airplane seat belt! He already knew how. That man is a GENIUS, I tell you.

[ThomThom]

24. he is going to hand out hair care products as the delegates arrive

[dsteve01]

25. SHOW US

Show us your Birther source, Donald Trump!

[Jamastiene]

26. They could always take that rug off his big ol' head

and use it as an umbrella. That is the only use for Trump that I can think of.

[no_hypocrisy]

27. Trump will ascend to the podium, point, and tell the President

"You're fired!" and that's supposed to be a combination punchline and a rallying cry.

Lame. Just lame.

[K8-EEE]

28. I think it will even worse -- a video of him doing it. OH BROTHER

GOP = GOD, OH, PATHETIC!

[TrumanKilldPatton]

29. unique role? Catering maybe? nt